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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/22/2007 8:27:12 AM   
Coupleseeking321


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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/22/2007 8:54:03 AM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/22/2007 9:30:24 AM   
ShiftedJewel


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Status: offline 		I have a sweat shirt that says "you could disagree with me, but you'd be wrong" and t-shirts that say "I have PMS and a handgun, any questions?"... I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch and it's Ms Bitch to you" and my personal favorite says "I don't taste like chicken".

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/22/2007 9:38:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		i have a screen printing shop in my basement...i can make a shirt say anything i want....my favs

because i love my kids more then jail

i'm sick and deserve to be twisted

if i fall on the stage can i get up in these heels?



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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/23/2007 4:54:20 PM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/23/2007 5:56:52 PM   
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-I think I could fall madly in bed with you.

-Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.

And my favorite:

-The torture never stops.
Kyst

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 1/24/2007 4:42:37 PM   
lonelygirl4u


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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/16/2007 11:54:55 AM   
Eldritchdancer


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Status: offline 		I have a few of the usual T's with sayings like:
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Fuck You. I have enough friends.
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
and
It's all about me. Deal with it.

But I really loved a pair of shirts that said:
I slept with your Boyfriend. & I slept with your Girlfriend.

Master Darkmoon

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/16/2007 11:59:24 AM   
Eldritchdancer


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Status: offline 		Just remembered a great one that i didn't buy, and haven't been able to find again. Found it at a Renn Faire:

Once a Knight, always a Knight.
But once a Knight is never enough.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 12:54:32 AM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 2:53:19 AM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 3:32:39 AM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 4:50:43 AM   
ScooterTrash


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"When I'm in a sober mood, I worry work and think
When I'm in a drunken mood, I gamble, fight and drink
When my moods are over and my time has come to pass
I hope I'm buried upside down, so the world can kiss my ass"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 5:01:57 AM   
ScooterTrash


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Bad girls go everywhere"
 
Off color Harley shirts, these are old and you certainly wouldn't find them these days (& don't shoot me, I didn't print them)
 
One that has a map of Nagasaki & Hiroshima
"Two bombs weren't enough"
 
A graphic of a hand gernade
"Japanese motorcycle repair kit"
 


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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 8:12:55 AM   
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 1:34:29 PM   
littleonyx


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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I just got back from late night shopping and saw someone with this on their shirt:

I don't skinnydip
~I chunky dunk.

What are some funny shirt sayings you have seen?
Kyst





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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/17/2007 2:00:36 PM   
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So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 11:03:41 AM   
Nosathro


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Status: offline 		I just got this two...."Don't make me go Mediavel on your arse."  and "My other T-shirt is a Tunic". Ideal for those of Us who participate in Renaissance Faire and have to deal with Moundames.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 12:55:04 PM   
shynewboy


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Status: offline 		A few Monty Python ones, including French taunting, and a Norwegian Blue.
My old company provided us with shirts from the little miss sunshine movie, the quotes were 'welcome to hell'
'I hate everybody' and one other one i forget.
my friend has one, i think it had to have been custom made... "book sluts make the library 'popular' again"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 3/18/2007 3:09:06 PM   
Whiterabbit0117


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Dear Santa:
Let me explain!

Two of my favorites

One with a picture of the cover of SM101
Relax . . . I've read it cover to cover

Trust Me  I've got a Merit Badge in this




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