jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (Full Version)

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jesus would drink coke or pepsi?


coke
  35% (6)
pepsi
  5% (1)
grape wine
  23% (4)
tea
  17% (3)
coffee
  17% (3)
his favorite brand of gum is mine too
  0% (0)


Total Votes : 17
(last vote on : 12/5/2006 10:45:44 PM)
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pahunkboy -> jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 11:11:21 AM)

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mnottertail -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 11:15:16 AM)

its the real thing.




Aileen68 -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 11:17:16 AM)

Everyone knows he doesn't chew gum...gets all caught in his beard and mustache when he blows bubbles.




sub4hire -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 11:33:27 AM)

I think Jesus would drink grape juice as it is natural in nature.

Don't think he would get into all the sweet crap we all need to survive after all he was pure.

So, where is the grape juice option?




LaTigresse -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 11:36:45 AM)

I think, being the cool dude that he was and all.........prolly none of the above, except maybe some java to get his day rolling.

I am thinking some sort of sparkling water by day and some really smooth port before brushing his teeth and hitting the hay. 




SohCahToa -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 2:44:45 PM)

I heard he made Pepsi from Coke by drinking Coke and pissing in a glass. Or maybe it was the other way around, not sure.




ShreveportMaster -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 7:19:07 PM)

 Ok, Everyone knows God is a Texan, Hence Jesus is too, therefore He drinks tea, Sweet, with lemon, served in a quart Mason jar over lots of crushed ice. Anyone who disagrees will be doomed to recieve recycled coke enamas for all eternity in the 19'th level of hell. [8D]




kisshou -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 8:46:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SohCahToa

I heard he made Pepsi from Coke by drinking Coke and pissing in a glass. Or maybe it was the other way around, not sure.


hahahhahah :)




CandleInTheWind -> RE: jesus would drink coke or pepsi? (12/5/2006 10:42:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SohCahToa

I heard he made Pepsi from Coke by drinking Coke and pissing in a glass. Or maybe it was the other way around, not sure.



OH TOOO FUNNY


you are goign to have me making pepsi  with that one!!!LOL




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