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MissyRane -> Facts about human you didn't know (12/2/2006 12:22:09 PM)

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Although human's life is very complicated, everyday we know more and more about it. Scientists mathematically determined how much time we spend eating, walking, sleeping...

Statistics are for average human who lives 75 years.

Average human:

- eats 3 oxes, 4 calfs, 8 pigs, 4 sheeps, 300 chickens, 75 geese, 100 pigeons, 5000 fishes, 5000 eggs, 4 tons of sugar and 500 kilograms of salt. To be able to eat all that, human spends 6 years of his life

- drinks around 45.000 liters of fluid. Around 9600 liters of water, 9300 liters of beer, 8100 liters of wine, 5000 liters of milk, 10.800 liters of cofee and 1875 liters of tea

- breaths in around 740 million times

- creates around 14.000 liters of sweat (men) and 12.000 liters (women)

- makes 50 million steps or 40.000 kilometers. If one would walk around the globe following the ecuador he would travel the same lenght

- spends 219 days standing still, which is around 70 hours yearly

- kisses other persons 100.000 times (including kisses on cheeks). Average lenght of gentle lip kiss is 12 seconds

- spends 23 years sleeping

- smokes 525.000 cigarettes if he is a smoker

- spends 1.45 years talking via phone

- around 183 days he spends in cars and buses

- spends 11 days laghing. Smile is controlled with 50 muscles

- spends 2 years in taking showers (men) and 3-4 years (women)

- spends 3.16 years in kitchen (women) which is 65 minutes daily, and 1.45 (men) which is 28 munutes daily.

- has sex 7875 times.    from this I learnt that I really do feel fat, I feel so much cleaner than the dudes I hang around...and I feel weird cuz I've never stood exactly still..




BORAT -> RE: Facts about human you didn't know (12/2/2006 12:30:03 PM)

Is this be include with cow and goat, or only gypsy?

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ORIGINAL: MissyRane

- has sex 7875 times




meatcleaver -> RE: Facts about human you didn't know (12/2/2006 12:39:35 PM)

You've missed how many time they crap and what is the average tonnage.




subfever -> RE: Facts about human you didn't know (12/2/2006 1:48:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: meatcleaver

You've missed how many time they crap and what is the average tonnage.


Hey MC... the subject title is:

Facts about humans you didn't know.

Not:

Facts about humans you didn't want to know... [:D]




mgdartist -> RE: Facts about human you didn't know (12/2/2006 1:51:46 PM)

hmmmmm. Interesting stats. However, my further unofficial calculations weren't included:

-men average 27,300 faps, totalling 3 full months wanktime. Women diddle themselves only 900 times, but at a dismal average finish time, so spend the same 3 months doing so as men.

-Users of  porn sites will spend nearly 3 years of their lives watching pr0n on average, all the while heatedly insisting it's no addiction.

-Omitted~ time spent by women talking on the phone is 7.6 years, the 1.45 year average was pertaining only to men.

So you guys really gettin' almost 8000 bangs eh?  Rip-off dammit. I'll be dead soon enough, and know damn well i been shortchanged. Slaves, get over here and help me catch up already before I croak. hurry!

hehe
MGD




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