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RE: Bush plot to merge US, Mexico, Canada?? - 12/2/2006 6:20:35 PM

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or should it be America merging with Canada..........?!?

Americans in general are not polite enough to be a part of Canada. Although I would be more than happy to cut off the west coast states from the rest of Dumbfuckistan and become a part of Canada. As long as you provide assurances that we dont have to have the Queen on our money, and we never have to call Charles, the husband of Seabiscuit, "King."

In exchange, you can give Quebec to them, particularly Texas, because I imagine the two of them (state, province, intellectual backwater, cesspool, whatever you want to call it) would get along famously.

What I find amusing is that the major shipping companies want to offshore the port of Long Beach / Los Angeles to Ensenada harbor as a way to get rid of our union. Although when APL sent a ship to Ensenada and loaded the containers on trucks, 90% of their cargo disappeared and never made it over the border into the US. So the shipping companies are stuck because Mexican law forbids ownership of Mexican soil by foreigners, and Mexican police are not the most ethical or professional law enforcement force on the planet.

Then you have the issue that Mexico doesnt have 100s of skilled crane drivers, etc.

While I imagine it is a lovely thought for the Simian In Chief and his ilk, the previous elections probably went a long way towards showing Monkeyboy how popular his ideas are in the United States these days.

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RE: Bush plot to merge US, Mexico, Canada?? - 12/3/2006 2:18:23 AM

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As long as you provide assurances that we dont have to have the Queen on our money,

Now I can understand the Queen not being to everyone's tastes (Myself I prefer the euro's banal bridges) but the queen is a better choice than dead presidents with a PR makeoever.

Just me I guess.

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RE: Bush plot to merge US, Mexico, Canada?? - 12/3/2006 2:40:11 AM

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Ah, you guys are late to the "Meeting". It has already happened. It just needs to be formally anounced.
(Which also explains this Quebec nation Nonsence, its adistraction for them).

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RE: Bush plot to merge US, Mexico, Canada?? - 12/3/2006 3:02:15 AM

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ORIGINAL: MASTERRocker

or should it be America merging with Canada..........?!?

Americans in general are not polite enough to be a part of Canada. Although I would be more than happy to cut off the west coast states from the rest of Dumbfuckistan and become a part of Canada. As long as you provide assurances that we dont have to have the Queen on our money, and we never have to call Charles, the husband of Seabiscuit, "King."

In exchange, you can give Quebec to them, particularly Texas, because I imagine the two of them (state, province, intellectual backwater, cesspool, whatever you want to call it) would get along famously.

What I find amusing is that the major shipping companies want to offshore the port of Long Beach / Los Angeles to Ensenada harbor as a way to get rid of our union. Although when APL sent a ship to Ensenada and loaded the containers on trucks, 90% of their cargo disappeared and never made it over the border into the US. So the shipping companies are stuck because Mexican law forbids ownership of Mexican soil by foreigners, and Mexican police are not the most ethical or professional law enforcement force on the planet.

Then you have the issue that Mexico doesnt have 100s of skilled crane drivers, etc.

While I imagine it is a lovely thought for the Simian In Chief and his ilk, the previous elections probably went a long way towards showing Monkeyboy how popular his ideas are in the United States these days.

Sinergy

Hey, Canada just called, your post disqualifies you from being Canadian, eh?

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