Emperor1956
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quote: ORIGINAL: RedSavageSlave <stands up in the room, takes a deep breath and introduces myself> Hello....my name is jessie...and I am a "know it all". MisPandora: Ahhh shit, it's one of THOSE meetings? Do I have to stand up? Oh wait, I supposedly know it all, so I already know the answer to this LOL Hi. I'm Philip and I'm a know-it-all. [waits for room to say "Hi Philip"] I've been stupid now for about 151 days. It is hard being a know-it-all. We can own computers, but only to access sites with no content (like anything featuring Regis Philbin). Our hearts beat faster when we walk by a bookstore. We test ourselves by going into libraries and seeing if we can NOT open reference books. Or we watch Jeopardy on TV and intentionally shout out wrong answers even though we know...but pretend we don't know...the right answer ("what is a "hyena's penis", Alex?"). We live in fear that we will default on our student loans, and a couple of goons from Sallie Mae will show up at our front door to repossess our education. I know I'll always be a know-it-all. But I learned I can control myself. If I don't think, I'm OK. It doesn't matter what else I do. All I have to do is not think. If I'm not thinking, I'm OK. I just take it 86,400 seconds at a time, y'know? whoops..... E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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