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The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/20/2006 8:22:17 AM

LotusSong

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COP vs. LITTLE GIRL

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've
got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/20/2006 10:11:22 AM

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Wow. Just wow. I'm going to have to remember that one.

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/25/2006 10:19:40 PM

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Hahahahahahahahaha

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/25/2006 10:22:40 PM

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that just brightened my night!! lol

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/25/2006 10:56:40 PM

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OOOHHHHHH! slam....love it.

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/25/2006 11:00:19 PM

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heheheheeh....!! that was funny!!! thanks!

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/28/2006 9:10:11 PM

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lol

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RE: The Cop and the Little Girl (A Xmas Story) - 11/29/2006 9:49:44 AM

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To quote my cousin "Oh Snap!"
To quote my brother "....like a snappin turtle!"

*laughs* cute joke.. I'll have to tell that one to the family at Christmas

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