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RubberWitch -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 1:05:30 AM)

I would use it as adeposit on a decent sized flat in London :(




cuddleheart50 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 3:30:55 AM)

I would buy a house around the ocean, travel.




smilezz -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 3:31:25 AM)

Pay off His house
Get Him a new Harley
Get a new car
Pay off a few bills
Give some to His ex
Give some to my ex
Go to Disney World







Aileen68 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 4:30:01 AM)

A million dollars doesn't go very far in Jersey...starter homes start at about 400k.
I'd buy a building lot in Pennsy, build a new home (you get so much more for your money when you build)
I'd landscape my home, built in pool, great sound system throughout, game room, etc.   I entertain a lot.  I'd throw a big ass party and enjoy. 
Whatever was left over I'd add to the kiddie college funds.

Now if you were talking multimillions...I'd have an oceanfront house in the Outer Banks.  And a big party on the beach. [:)]




Aileen68 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 4:31:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: smilezz

Go to Disney World


That costs about 900k... if you don't eat. [:)]




candystripper -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:40:32 AM)

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ORIGINAL: fergus

I'd spend most of it on hookers, booze, and gambling.

The rest I would fritter away foolishly on USELESS stuff.

What would you do with it?

fergus


Laffs.  $1mill won't go far these days.  i'd make gifts to my family and buy an annuity that would help assure me a certain quality of life.
 
candystripper




Majik -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 8:15:28 AM)

After paying the taxes on said million I think there would be just about enough left for a Big Mac and a coke.=P~




missturbation -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 8:24:05 AM)

I think y'all know the answer to this - shoessssssssssssssssssssssssss [:D]




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 9:16:58 AM)

If I had a million dollars I bet I wouldn't have to masterbate anymore......i could pay someone ...uh, nevermind[;)]




Mercnbeth -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 10:16:31 AM)

Cut back on my spending.




fergus -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:33:33 PM)

lol, no it DOESN'T go far ... (especially for Jersey ... and Aileen, you KNOW I am doing the PA thing ... not because of a million dollars, more becasue of the lack of ;) )

But it goes far enough for those hookers and druthers!

fergus




Daddysredhead -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:38:35 PM)

mmm....  yes, the druthers are oh so nice.........  [8D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:43:53 PM)

I'd still eat Kraft Dinner, I'd just eat more.

And eat all those fancy ketchups, like Dijon Ketchup!

Honestly, I think I'd just put it away somewhere safe.  I alreday have everything I want - a giant wang, balls the size of watermelons, and modesty.

Yours,


benji




siamsa24 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:49:10 PM)

I'd be rich



Seriously though, I would try to pay down my student loans, put down a down payment on a house and then invest for my retirement.




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:52:15 PM)

If I had a million dollars, I would pay off mine, my family and my lover's debts, buy a bigger house, and nothing else would change.    M




Kalira -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 5:55:02 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus

I'd spend most of it on hookers, booze, and gambling.

The rest I would fritter away foolishly on USELESS stuff.

What would you do with it?

fergus

Put my daughter through a private school and college




fergus -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 6:15:11 PM)

I had heard about a man who owned an deli in Philly.  He had a sign at the counter that all orders must be placed in English - please.  He said it was so that their would be less mistakes etc.  There were protests to this, and I heard him say in one interview that it was his business and that he should be able to run it as he pleases .... and that if the city somehow forced him to take down the sign, he would close the resturant, and let the building (which he owned) stay empty until it became run down and added to the urban blight - just to spite them.

He said that he had "F*** - You!" money and could afford to do this if he wanted.

Okay, some have said that a million doesn't go far.  ANd I reckon it doesn't.

What would you do if you had "F-You!" money?

I think I would buy a street in Atlantic city - the whole street mind you .... preferable St. Charles Place ..... and paint all the houses 'monopoly' green.

fergus




gooddogbenji -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 6:20:12 PM)

Just as you're buying the street, I'd buy all the paint companies in the world and forbid the sale of green paint. 

Fuck you.

Yours,


benji




Aileen68 -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 6:22:21 PM)

Fuck you money?
Easy..no family or friends would have a mortgage or have to worry about college tuition for their kids.
I'd have that big ass oceanfront house with lots of friends over all the time.
Charities would love me.
There would be a brand spanking new ruby red Corvette in my driveway.
My dad would be very comfortable and very close by me.  He'd have his own place, but on my property because we are great friends and I really like him a lot.
I would own something from one of the great masters..preferably Rembrandt, Vermeer or Michaelangelo.




Kalira -> RE: If I had a million dollars ... (11/14/2006 6:22:29 PM)

Hmm, If I had F*** you money

believe it or not I would buy a mountain and live in peace for the rest of my life with nothing but the animals as neighbors [:)]




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