RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned

Page: << < prev 1 [2]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 7:58:00 AM

LaTigresse

Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline

Qguage!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back!

_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to eroticangel)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 8:01:31 AM

Gauge

Posts: 5689
Joined: 6/17/2005
Status: offline

quote:

You know, it is almost good to see that little dancing banana again.

Almost.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to LaTigresse)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 8:05:20 AM

LaTigresse

Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline

Yanno, I tried that "other" place and it just lacked something.....something I could not put my finger on.

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! I know what it was!! Benjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
(at least I never saw him on there)

_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to Gauge)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 8:24:54 AM

CrazyC

Posts: 949
Joined: 9/28/2006
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

Have you said your hail benjis?
Hail Benji, full of piss
Harried be thy name
Thy will be done
Thy's flys undone
On the forums as it is in PMs

Amen

does the Benji rosery made of doggy treats?

Wecome back. :)

_____________________________

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." Barbara De Angelis

(in reply to DiurnalVampire)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 12:52:21 PM

candystripper

Posts: 3486
Joined: 11/1/2005
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Forgive me father, it has been 40 years since my last confession... actually, I have never confessed and believe me, the police tried everything. I have strayed away from Collarme. I have spent my time with other websites out of wedlock. I have found that I am taking Collarme's name in vein and let me tell you something... injecting that shit hurts! Oh... sorry Father, at least I didn't say God Damn. Goddammit... I said it again! And again! Jesus... what the fuck is wrong with me?

You see Father what a poor and wretched soul that I am? Am I ever to be forgiven or am I lost forever? Can I return to the fold of Collarme and be embraced as the prodigal son or shall I be cast out and remain exiled for all eternity, fated to live my remaining days as a hideous outcast?

Father?

Ohhhh Faaaaatherrrr?

Um... Hello?

Are you fucking snoring?

Christ, if you want anything done around here, you have to do it yourself.

So... you decide...

What shall my penance be?

Firstly, i think You messed up the Act of Contrition.

http://www.catholicsupply.com/exisiting/practof.html

Second, i think You'd be welcome anywhere.

However, i have seem You claim to be Gawd. This violates various Commandments (though i have not engraved Your image anywhere....but then i guess that'd be my sin.)

http://www.10commandments.net

So, without knowing more, i'll just assume You have violated all the Comandments repeatedly, and here's Your punishment"

You must come up with a humorous thread Op which s'how prevents P/posters from calling on Benji for help. They must struggle through, unaided.

candystripper

An afterthought: Just to be clear, i think Benji is hilarious. i wasn't trying to flame Him. i just was trying to be witty myself. Hope N/no O/one was annoyed.

candystripper

(in reply to candystripper)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/9/2006 1:44:03 PM

windchymes

Posts: 9410
Joined: 4/18/2005
Status: offline

You say "Being a hideous outcast" like it's a bad thing!

_____________________________

You know it's going to be a GOOD blow job when she puts a Breathe Right strip on first.

Pick-up artists and garbage men should trade names.

(in reply to eroticangel)

Profile

Post #: 26

RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned - 11/10/2006 11:34:43 AM

LadySeraphina

Posts: 931
Joined: 3/28/2006
From: Calgary, Canada
Status: offline

quote:

An afterthought: Just to be clear, i think Benji is hilarious. i wasn't trying to flame Him. i just was trying to be witty myself. Hope N/no O/one was annoyed.

candystripper

I am intensely annoyed, and as a Disciple of the Church of Benji, I proclaim you Damned to Everlasting Pooperscooping.

_____________________________

"Men are like wine. They start out as grapes and its up to the woman to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with." -Unknown

www.LadySeraphina.ca

www.SeraphinasToybox.com.

(in reply to candystripper)

Profile

Post #: 27