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candystripper -> RE: Forgive me Father for I have sinned (11/9/2006 12:52:21 PM)
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ORIGINAL: candystripper
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
Forgive me father, it has been 40 years since my last confession... actually, I have never confessed and believe me, the police tried everything. I have strayed away from Collarme. I have spent my time with other websites out of wedlock. I have found that I am taking Collarme's name in vein and let me tell you something... injecting that shit hurts! Oh... sorry Father, at least I didn't say God Damn. Goddammit... I said it again! And again! Jesus... what the fuck is wrong with me?
You see Father what a poor and wretched soul that I am? Am I ever to be forgiven or am I lost forever? Can I return to the fold of Collarme and be embraced as the prodigal son or shall I be cast out and remain exiled for all eternity, fated to live my remaining days as a hideous outcast?
Father?
Ohhhh Faaaaatherrrr?
Um... Hello?
Are you fucking snoring?
Christ, if you want anything done around here, you have to do it yourself.
So... you decide...
What shall my penance be?
Firstly, i think You messed up the Act of Contrition.
http://www.catholicsupply.com/exisiting/practof.html
Second, i think You'd be welcome anywhere.
However, i have seem You claim to be Gawd. This violates various Commandments (though i have not engraved Your image anywhere....but then i guess that'd be my sin.)
http://www.10commandments.net
So, without knowing more, i'll just assume You have violated all the Comandments repeatedly, and here's Your punishment"
You must come up with a humorous thread Op which s'how prevents P/posters from calling on Benji for help. They must struggle through, unaided.
candystripper
An afterthought: Just to be clear, i think Benji is hilarious. i wasn't trying to flame Him. i just was trying to be witty myself. Hope N/no O/one was annoyed.
candystripper
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