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FangsNfeet -> Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 4:03:28 AM)

My coffee pot has stoped working.




MmakeMme -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 5:10:07 AM)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry FnF. That's almost as bad as "The rubber broke."




Dtesmoac -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 5:12:12 AM)

I don't own a coffee pot.................




MiladyAngelique -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 5:26:26 AM)

lol nah thats not a bad day, try climbing into a taxi and relising that you have left your handbag (with wallet and keys in the house) and having to get the taxi driver to break in cause you aren't tall enough to reach..... ahhhhh that was a fun day lol




pahunkboy -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 5:41:53 AM)

ild bet most readers here have a spare.... ild loan you one if you were closer.




Aileen68 -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 7:38:21 AM)

I lost power here this morning from about 6:45 til ten minutes ago.  I hate that.  No power means no water.  Gonna go take a shower now.




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 7:38:46 AM)

I'm sorry for the tragedy you are experiencing. Ok, maybe not that sorry...there is no caffeine in my world and I've never like coffee anyway, so I can't relate. But, it sounded good to support your addiction. *chuckle*

"You know it's going to be a bad day when . . .
. . . your twin sister forgets your birthday.
. . . you wake up face down on the pavement.
. . . you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
. . . you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
. . . you see a "60 Minutes news team" waiting in your outer office.
. . . your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
. . . you turn on the TV news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
. . . the woman you've been seeing on the side begins to look like your wife.
. . . your horn goes off accidently and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
. . . your boyfriend calls and tells you he has 6 days to live, and that you'd better get the Test.
. . . you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up.
. . . your doctor tells you, "Well, I have bad news and good news..."

Found at http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/EmailJoke_Set_6/24.html but heard a LONG time ago.




subfever -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 8:36:48 AM)

You know you are starting a bad day...

When you wake up in your own vomit, and the room is still spinning.




subfever -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 8:38:46 AM)

Not that that's ever happened to me, mind you... [;)]




LaTigresse -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 8:41:58 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subfever

You know you are starting a bad day...

When you wake up in your own vomit, and the room is still spinning.


Oh myyyyyy, I am so glad I have never experienced anything resembling that one!

As for the coffee pot, always keep a spare! I only drink coffee on the weekends now but if I couldn't make it, I would miserable. Fortunately I am resourceful. Just put the same amount of water and coffee in a saucepan on the stove, bring to a boil, strain out the grounds, voila' coffeeeeeeeeee!!!!




subfever -> RE: Knowing you are starting a bad day (11/8/2006 8:55:33 AM)

Lucky for me, I have two backup coffee makers... one electric and one non-electric, all assembled back in the days when I was still a caffeine addict. But I still enjoy a large mug of organic decaf every morning. So it's unlikely that my day will ever start out badly, without coffee.

But even after several attempts this morning, I haven't been able to get into the other side to retrieve my mail. All I get is a blank white screen, with an indication that it's done loading. I've already tried rebooting, and starting over, but that hasn't worked either.

It's a bit frustrating.

Are there any techies among us here?   




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