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Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 4:46:22 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		 I oft times put shit right so I know right where it is.......and I never know where it is...

500 bucks in an envelope, haven't seen it for a week, thought maybe I threw it out in the trash.........looked at my mail inbox on my computer desk, thought to myself, if you were truely a clever mofo, melb---thats where you would have put it........lo and behold that is where it is, why did I fret over where I might have put it for a week?

So , couple, three, four days ago I pmed a girl here, very interesting face, told her so, said some other stuff, no war and peace, no cockshot, no on your knees.......more than a write by tho----- no answer.......not the end of the world...................last night i have what I can only describe as a nightmare--  I was at a bar kinda a cross between the (whatever) Mark in Buffalo, NY and a pretty swank bar in Boston, and a dive I used to hit with my friend Tommy in Queens..........old boss of mine and a dear friend and very submissive man (I have related the story to several of you ... it culminated in him saying with absolute rapture in his countenance, about a lady in not more than fuck me boots with heiniously wicked stelletos 'She was the dancer, I was the stage).anyway; he was the bartender, which I kinda could see, and I said to this girl, who was the barmaid there, something on the order of   I know you didn't answer my mail, but would you go out with me anyway?  And she said sure.....................

I woke up with a start and a slight chunk of wood---------- And said, Ron? How can you sit there and dream up stupid shit like this at all?  I wasn't scared, except for my sanity maybe, no cold sweats, no tears........but I sat up for an hour, trying to think of what the fuck kinda stupid shit was in my soul.......it unnerved me.

So, is this common?  And how do I get rid of the vanilla cone next to my name, because I haven't been vanilla for ages, honey............


Curiously,
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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 4:54:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		But would you "go vanilla" for the right gal? No matter, yay or nay, I'd say she struck a very strong chord, Ron. And is it just her, or is that urge to find a "right one", if not the "right one" building up?

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 4:59:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, it is november and our deer are in rut, and I been kinda thinking my throat has been swelling up a little too..............


Ron

(but that don't explain the 500 dollars (bucks) or do I need to even find a consensus?)


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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:02:49 PM   
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Well, it is november and our deer are in rut, and I been kinda thinking my throat has been swelling up a little too..............


Ron

(but that don't explain the 500 dollars (bucks) or do I need to even find a consensus?)



Bang her cross-eyed until she finishes filing your paperwork and getting your life in order, and then tell her that unless she lets you tie her up, beat her silly, pour candle wax on her, have her fellate your friends, have her bring her friends over so you can bang the whole harem, and submit to being anally violated, the honeymoon is over.

Just me, could be wrong, but there you go.

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:06:35 PM   
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Well, it is november and our deer are in rut, and I been kinda thinking my throat has been swelling up a little too..............


Ron

(but that don't explain the 500 dollars (bucks) or do I need to even find a consensus?)



No, the $500 is simply $500. Not a penny more, or less.

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:08:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ron,
If they give awards to the best "off-topic thread in the non political category". This one would be in line for a nomination.

btw - It's not 'vanilla' if you have 'chocolate sprinkes' on your brain. Trust me - it's the only way I was able to have sex with the ex for 10 years. Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away; known as New Jersey.

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:10:36 PM   
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Well, it is november and our deer are in rut, and I been kinda thinking my throat has been swelling up a little too..............



Stay out of the woods with that swollen throat Ron....Opening Day is only a few days away!

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:13:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Opening day was saturday the fourth.......I am wearing my flourescent orange 3 piece to the office, and I think I feel horn buds, and want to keep rubbing my head on the trees.......


But I found my money!!!!!

Ron 

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:22:58 PM   
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So, is this common?  And how do I get rid of the vanilla cone next to my name, because I haven't been vanilla for ages, honey............


This type of dream would only be common for me if I had a slice of pizza much too close to bedtime.  Sometimes I do that on purpose though, but only because I typically do not watch a lot of television and just want to see something unusual go on.  Surely all the details are different as well since I have never even been to Queens and I would ask the woman where she bought the shoes, I never wake up with wood, etc.

Congratulations on finding the $500 but the dream really seems to show a fear of committment on your part...sorry about that.  (You couldn't even decide which bar it was, had to combo them to keep your options open.  I'm just teasing, please don't hurt me.)

The vanilla cone isn't really there, but its okay that you see it.  Embrace it.

Best wishes,
Christine

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:41:25 PM   
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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 5:48:20 PM   
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Opening day was saturday the fourth.......I am wearing my flourescent orange 3 piece to the office, and I think I feel horn buds, and want to keep rubbing my head on the trees.......


But I found my money!!!!!

Ron 


Glad you found the money!!! Now if I only I could find someone with a cabin on prime hunting land in Minnesota....I could hit your opening day and first week of hunting and make it back in time for ours...which doesn't start til the 15th!

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 6:03:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Its in the 60's this week so far, the deer are content to lay in the swamps so people are not getting them like they should, don't want to fjord the birch/tamarak swamps........

Saturday there musta been 100 wild turkeys sunning themselves on the first slope out of my back door..........


Ron


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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 6:25:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I oft times put shit right so I know right where it is.......and I never know where it is...

500 bucks in an envelope, haven't seen it for a week, thought maybe I threw it out in the trash.........looked at my mail inbox on my computer desk, thought to myself, if you were truely a clever mofo, melb---thats where you would have put it........lo and behold that is where it is, why did I fret over where I might have put it for a week?


How do you think I felt when I couldn't find my (ex) Mother in Law, every damn time she visited....damned if I couldn't figure out why the door handles never worked when she was around....(crazy thing, it was...).

By the way melb...here's how all that stuff works (I've actually thought this crap out):

If you can't find your keys at 4:15 a.m., that's divine providence.  Be thankfull (I am).

The nice thing is, at 4:15, the only things you should be considering are, having breakfast with Pam Anderson, or signing the latest in a series of stunningly lucrative real estate deals with Donald Trump...and, considering either are as likely as me winning the lottery (or you have either of the two above outcomes), I'd say this really isn't a big concern.

(Does anyone know where my keys are?)

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 6:56:16 PM   
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But I found my money!!!!!



The vanilla bird still tied to the bedposts?

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 7:49:41 PM   
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I oft times put shit right so I know right where it is.......and I never know where it is...

Curiously,
Ron     

I so understand this.

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/7/2006 8:05:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		This summer there was a lady that came over to my sisters cabin with some other friends of ours and she was slightly tipsy, and she was pissing and moaning about her shiatzuveitmaniesespinfuckchair kinda dog...........

Bawling out to the world at the top of her lungs.... (recently divorced)

Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

I lost my husband,
and now I lost my goddamn dog!!!!!!!

well, everybody for about a mile radius went all over looking for the dog, she thought someone had stolen it..........after about an hour and a half, my sister decided she had to go to town...........about  8 miles down the road, she sees the dog with some boys, picks it up and has to  haul it back to the cabin, and leave it in our care......shes a medico type department head and had to go do the duty...........

So I call the lady and say, (I don't know her from adam) We ain't had no luck with  finding your husband yet, but we got the dog...........

Ron

So I see what you mean. 


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RE: Life in the balance - 11/8/2006 2:50:37 AM   
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So I call the lady and say, (I don't know her from adam) We ain't had no luck with  finding your husband yet, but we got the dog...........



and that's why we love you! 

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/8/2006 5:52:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Nice pic, Q............

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/8/2006 9:10:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		I need laughter like this every day!

And, aren't dreams just the best. I love when I wake up and just sit there in the middle of the bed staring into the dark thinking "what the fuck was that all about?"

Fortunately with my weird brain I get to do that often.

Now, Ron, can you tell me where my imperial chrome diopside ring is?

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RE: Life in the balance - 11/8/2006 9:22:44 AM   
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I need laughter like this every day! 

i so agree ...
and thank you
having the worst week in my life
and this put a smile on my face....
 
and hey finding the 500 was a good thing
but the point that she said 'yes' ... might be a clue ..
:: shrugs
~~blessings


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