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One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 4:53:52 PM   
dandylilyankee


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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 5:10:10 PM   
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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 5:51:56 PM   
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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 6:48:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		Say WHAT? You think shaving the punani is EASY? Especially when you gotta do it by yourself??? Let me tell you, friend, it takes a hell of a lot more gymnastic contortion to shave the kitty than should comfortably be discussed on a public forum..

Easier indeed. *harumph*



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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 6:57:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		I second that. You can tell when I have been performing personal grooming - I tend to walk funny. Plus the last time I shaved, I somehow cut my finger through the finger nail.

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 7:37:14 PM   
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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/6/2006 8:21:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam

Really? Shaving dangly parts is harder than shaving a crack? Who knew?

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lmaorofl...

This is a new state of being for me for the last 4 months. I had shaved there a couple of times for a lark.. but never lived this way until Daddy ordered it to be so, even when we are not together.. I did not know that I could get razor cuts in certain places... and this region likes to bleed

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/7/2006 5:18:59 AM   
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I sliced myself quite badly a few months back - took ages to heal.
I have the perfect excuse not to do it at the moment as the scar from my op is healing at the mo and sits right on my bikini line making shaving pretty impossible.

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/7/2006 5:21:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		My Dom preferred it shaved ... but he liked to do the shaving. It was ... time deliciously spent. ~distant smile~

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/7/2006 7:14:37 AM   
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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/7/2006 7:21:31 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I knew it would not be hot flashes


LMAO !!!!

Actually, I don't understand the plight of those who think shaving is a difficult thing. Practice makes perfect I guess. I've been shaving "those parts" every day for nearly 25 years now and I've gotta say that I can pretty much do it blindfolded and at the speed of light...lol. If the whole process of legs, armpits and coochie takes over 5 minutes I would really be amazed.



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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 7:12:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I knew it would not be hot flashes


LMAO !!!!

Actually, I don't understand the plight of those who think shaving is a difficult thing. Practice makes perfect I guess. I've been shaving "those parts" every day for nearly 25 years now and I've gotta say that I can pretty much do it blindfolded and at the speed of light...lol. If the whole process of legs, armpits and coochie takes over 5 minutes I would really be amazed.




Do you give lessons?????

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 8:46:19 PM   
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As for shaving... neah. That's what sugaring & lasers were invented for!!!

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 8:52:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mikal

*sigh* Here I thought it was all about the boobs...
 
As for shaving... neah. That's what sugaring & lasers were invented for!!!


sugaring? what's that?

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 9:12:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sugaring is like waxing, but nicer. The sugar paste is edible , and doesn't rip off skin cells like wax does. Plus, it can be made at home (= cheap). On the downside, it can cause some nasty burns (my ex can attest to that ) because the sugar paste needs to be hot to be thin (thinner is better). There are recepies (and store brands) where you don't need heat, but I've never tried them.

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 9:30:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sugaring is a hair remover product made from sugar. Semi carmalized, so it is a light golden brown color, usually made with lemon juice added in. You warm this up slightly, but not too hot.It is thick and gooey and you smooth it on much in the same way as wax. A strip of cloth is applied.. and same as waxing.. it is RIPPED off.
   i cant say as i enjoy it much. hmmmm
    i cant say as i much like any of the conventional ways of removing hair. i find all of them painful, as i am VERY sensitive "down there."
Shavers/razers hurt.
Nair/Neet ect leaves the dead hair intact, making it necessary to rip all the dead hair out by hand.
Sugaring/waxing is PURE torture not even a pain slut would enjoy...lol
      Sooooooooooo... i have found a painfree method.
i buy a product called Magic Shaving Powder. It comes in 2 different strengths, but i buy extra strength. It comes in a small can as a powder, which you mix with equal parts water..(aprox 2 tablespoons of each). slather on..wait 5 mins and voila... the hair smooths away while showering.
    Magic powder is usually sold in family Dollar, Dollar General type stores for aprox $2.50 a can. They usually display it with ethnic products, because, originally the product was created for a black mans beard, to prevent a usual problem of ethnic men getting ingrown hairs when trying to remove beard hair in the conventional ways.
    One downside, it smells awful. But thats only a problem for the short 5 mins you need to wait before showering it off. If you wash carefully afterwords.. there is no residual scent, in fact it makes a rather sweet scent.
  The plus side? no razor bumps, it leaves skin smooth as can possibly be, and lasts longer then shaving.
  i have recomended the product to many people, both male and female, (it can be used around a "dangly bit", or to remove chest hair... anything.) and everyone that ever tried it, loved it as much as i.
      still choose to use a razor? fine with me.. you do that, and i will use my product, and end up with the same results painlessly. *smiles
~velvet

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 9:47:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lauren0221
.....  Plus the last time I shaved, I somehow cut my finger through the finger nail.


I cut my finger like that too - hurt worse than any shaving cut! 
 
I actually enjoy shaving - I soak in the tub for 10 minutes or so, then use avocado oil on the area and a nice sharp blade.  I prefer to do it daily, as my hair grows very quickly and I am not fond of the porcupine effect.
 
My husband does not particularly like the shaved look, but I prefer the look and feel - and it's my body!

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 9:52:10 PM   
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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 10:02:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		one of the main reasons i wish i were a woman is so that i won't be called a gay male...and i could become a lesbian.

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RE: One Reason I Wish I Was A Woman... - 11/8/2006 10:10:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Actually, I don't understand the plight of those who think shaving is a difficult thing. Practice makes perfect I guess. I've been shaving "those parts" every day for nearly 25 years now and I've gotta say that I can pretty much do it blindfolded and at the speed of light...lol. If the whole process of legs, armpits and coochie takes over 5 minutes I would really be amazed.



I was with a Canadian for a while who I considered would be safe to take ice skating.

She ended up breaking both wrists.

So I ended up being forced to shave everywhere on her.

I learned a newfound respect for the things I ask my submissive to do so I dont have to do the Indiana Jones thing with my machete through the jungle trying to find the temple.

Sinergy

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