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candystripper -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 6:55:37 AM)

Freud was a pedophile?  Really?
 
Okies:
 
"The Gawds put us here, at the same time and place, and we must get together or risk their anger."
 
lol.
 
candystripper



Lashra -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 7:40:13 AM)

"Sure I respect women and would never think of one purely as a sex object" said as he's staring down my blouse at my tits.
"Hey babycakes how are you doing today?" I roll my eyes and walk away on that one.
"Is it true what they say about red heads? Your on fire in bed?" My reply? Yes its true, only this one would set the bed on fire with you in it.[:)]

~Lashra



Lorelei115 -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 8:10:38 AM)

If I name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?
They call me "Coffee" 'cause I grind so fine.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
Hi do you speak English? Me too!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If you were a hamburger, you'd be the McGorgeous
Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again?
My name's Lorelei. Thats so you know what to scream later.
Wouldn't you and I look cute on a wedding cake?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
This is your lucky day. I just happen to be single!
I'm easy. Are you?
You know what I like about you? My arms.
Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You can kiss heaven goodbye, 'cause I know its a sin to look that good.








RubberWitch -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 8:50:12 AM)

Everyone in this thread should download "burning monkey solitare" (freeverse.com) and play 52 card pick-up



Lorelei115 -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 10:09:44 AM)

LMAO thats where I got most of mine!!

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Everyone in this thread should download "burning monkey solitare" (freeverse.com) and play 52 card pick-up



RazorJAK -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:08:25 AM)

"Nice Boots"



mistoferin -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:11:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

"Nice Boots"


Wow....that's a pick up line? Dang it I think I have missed out on a lot of opportunities then. LOL

The weirdest one I ever got personally was from the Middle Eastern man who asked me to dance. "Would you dance with me....I have camels!"



RazorJAK -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:13:21 AM)


Heh,  well the second half of the "Nice Boots" pick-up line is "Wanna Fuck?"





sapphirepleasure -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:15:41 AM)

(In Hawaii, from a gorgeous young man about 15 years younger than me)
I know you love your husband, but let my volcano keep your fire burning till you see him again.



mistoferin -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:17:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK
Heh,  well the second half of the "Nice Boots" pick-up line is "Wanna Fuck?"


I have to wonder then if the second half of "I have camels" is "Wanna Hump?"



RubberWitch -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:17:18 AM)

*LAUGHS* Ah, Whitby... It used to get as far as nice b.....




RazorJAK -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:19:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RubberWitch
*LAUGHS* Ah, Whitby... It used to get as far as nice b.....


I might be coming to Whitby next year.  First time in ages where I will have both the funds to do so AND the ability to take time off.  All depends on whether or not I get slotted to do security for LKH next year.



ToGiveDivine -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 11:41:47 AM)

Gosh, and I just grovelled and begged without any line at all

(Doesn't work for me either)  LOL



candystripper -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 2:43:35 PM)

ROFLMAO at erin.
 
Yea, mine was real too.
 
candystripper



Tobes -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 3:08:32 PM)

Let her/him walk past you, then catch up and hand 'em a sugar packet.  "Hey, you dropped your name tag back there.  Here you go, sweetie."

And Burning Monkey Solitare rocks.



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 3:23:08 PM)

[:D]Man: Haven't we met before? Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic
* Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
* Man: So, wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
* Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
* Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book. Man: But I don't know your name. Woman: That's in the phone book too.
* Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
* Man: What sign were you born under? Woman: No Parking.
* Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter



LadyEllen -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 3:31:32 PM)

"Get your coat love. You've pulled"

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LaTigresse -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 3:46:06 PM)

I wish I could contribute but after so many years working with the public my brain refuses to remember them. 



JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 3:52:18 PM)

I just had to come talk to you, sweetness is my weakness[8|]
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
Wow! Are those real?



LaTigresse -> RE: Pickup Lines: I Thought I Heard Every Cheesy One Of Them! (11/6/2006 7:18:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: JerseyKrissi72
Wow! Are those real?


If I had a dollar for every time I have heard that one......



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