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Tips for safety at first meeting - 10/27/2006 7:55:06 PM

Noah

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RE: Tips for safety at first meeting - 10/27/2006 8:22:13 PM

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There was a guy asked to park a 20 foot container in the harbor one day.

When he got home he had a massive sunburn on his back, where his skin was covered.

Koinkidink? I think not.

Nukalert could have assured his children would not have green skin and tendrils.

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RE: Tips for safety at first meeting - 10/27/2006 8:29:18 PM

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This article, by the CEO of the company that makes the Nukalert, is hilarious because the author is serious!

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51648

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RE: Tips for safety at first meeting - 10/27/2006 8:39:03 PM

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Nukalert could have assured his children would not have green skin and tendrils.

Daddy, perhaps his children wanted green skin and tendrils, perhaps this would have given them an evolutionary advantage

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RE: Tips for safety at first meeting - 10/27/2006 8:42:41 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sinergy

There was a guy asked to park a 20 foot container in the harbor one day.

When he got home he had a massive sunburn on his back, where his skin was covered.

Koinkidink? I think not.

Nukalert could have assured his children would not have green skin and tendrils.

Sinergy

Are there any rules about parking 20 footers in the harbor (on a first meeting)? I hope he picked a nice deep spot so as not to create a hazard to navigation.

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