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BBWDomme1 -> RE: customer service rant. (10/21/2006 9:15:58 AM)
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Just happened yesterday and is continuing today. I get off work on Thursday and come home. Pick up the phone to make a long distance call and a recorded voice says, "The number you are calling from has been disconnected." I think, hmmmmmmm,,,how can that be? I have my bills paid automatically each month. So I call a local number and this call goes through...But no long distance access. I'm off Friday, so I brew a cup of coffee, settle in, pick up the phone and prepare myself for what I know is going to be a waking nightmare. I mentally remind myself not to transform from a normally rational woman to a raging shrew. I know, just know, I'll get more results if I stay cool, loose and nice. I'm pumped up for it. I'm ready. I won't let em get to me-----not this time by god. So I call AT&T and listen to all the menu choices and respond properly. Twenty minutes later a person comes on the line. Of course I have to verbally repeat all the account infomation I punched in before. She looks around and comes back to inform me that a $30 long distance charge from six months ago is still pending payment. She figures that it must have got lost in the system and since I only signed up for auto pay four months ago,it requires actual payment. I figure, Hey this isn't going to be so bad. I cough up my credit card, tell her I understand glitches happen and ask how long it will take to get that pesky block of my long distance. She replies, "there is a note in your file that you must contact your primary provider." The little alarm in my head dings, but I push it back. Okay cool, I'll call SBC which has just merged with AT&T and get this dang thing figured out. After fetching another cup of coffee and fighting against the urge to pour whiskey into the cup, I call SBC. I listen to the menu cues, enter all the information and wait 30 minutes. A guy comes on the line and I once again repeat all my account information and tell again my story of woe. He pulls up my account and says, "you have automatic payment. you have no balance due. you didn't owe the $30 bucks that you just paid. let's reverse those charges now." I resist the urge to stick a pencil in my right eye and we proceed to spend fifteen minutes reversing the charges. Then he tells that there should be no block. I say that I will hang up, try a couple long distance calls and get back to them if the problem is still in effect. At this point, I switch to Diet Pepsi and make lunch because I know I'm in this for the long haul. I make my calls and the block is still on. I call back, enter all the info, wait 15 minutes, repeat the information and get another guy. He can't figure it out and I'm starting to feel a stabbing pain behind my eyes. 10 minutes on hold until the repair gal comes on the line. She can't figure it out and asks if she can work on it and call me back. I say okay because hey, it's my day off--what else do I have to do? Note that I am still maintaining my cool......I'm not going to lose it,,,I'm just not.......... An hour later my phone rings and its some guy from the phone company. He says that I am supposed to call a number. I ask who the number is connected to? He just repeats that I am to call this number. So I say, "now you are not giving me an accounts or billing number are you? Because this is not a payment problem." He assures me that this is not the case. So I hang up and dial the number he gave me. It rings a few times and a voice comes on the line...... "Residential Accounts Payable. How can I provide you with excellent service today?" I actually felt a brain shift and saw spots. And finally---------lost it. How much can one human being endure? In my best bitch out of hell manner, I ranted and raved at the poor girl. She transferred me as quick as a bunny to repair and I vented a little more. On hold for ten more minutes or so and am informed that they have identified the problem ( a glitch on thier end of course) and the block would be lifted within a few hours. I'm not buying it. So, I proceed with my day, go out last night and have a wonderful time. Crawl out of bed this morning and decide to tempt fate. With a shaking hand I pick up the telephone and punch in a long distance number.. And that sweet robotic voice says...................... "The number you are calling from has been disconnected." And then my head exploded. The game continues today.......................................................... Sorry for the length of this post......................
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