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MissyRane -> Humans to split into goblins and giants (10/17/2006 5:51:22 AM)
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Ok this kind of struck me...BUT the bright side is that females...NO MORE SHAVING[:D]
Social division might split humans into two sub-species 100,000 years from now, an evolution expert has claimed.The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative. They would be a far cry from the "underclass" humans, who will have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.The forecast was made by Dr Oliver Curry, who spent two months investigating the ascent and descent of man over the next 100 millennia.He said, within a thousand years, humans will evolve into coffee-coloured giants between 6 and 7ft tall.But Dr Curry said centuries of sexual selection - being choosy about one's partner - was likely to create more and more genetic inequality.The logical outcome would be two sub-species, "gracile" and "robust" humans.Dr Curry said: "Things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and `have-nots'."Other predictions included::: Physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve.:: Men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.:: Women will develop lighter skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, even features and smooth hairless skin.:: Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people.:: Improved nutrition and medical science will see people growing taller and fitter, while life-spans are extended to 120 years.
...but then the human race is due to die October 31st 2.252.006
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