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I will Survive 2006 version - 10/12/2006 7:57:47 PM

LotusSong

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The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE. SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head,
if you are reading this at work!) Ready... set... go...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit,
just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches,
then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless
multispeed!

[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ...Hey! Hey!

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 10/12/2006 8:42:01 PM >

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 10/13/2006 4:54:46 AM

MistressTexas

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Oh Lotus.. I'm bad, I just sent that to my ex.. he really.. lives "up" to it shall I say.

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 10/13/2006 6:13:29 AM

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LOL,

What if I tell you that I got only 4 and show up with 10? (Course I would have to borrow it from somebody........)

Ron
(that was pretty good)

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 10/13/2006 9:36:41 AM

Saratov

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I never said I had 10"... I said it would only take 10 minutes!

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 10/14/2006 2:51:38 PM

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Lotus, that is why I use the metric system

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 11/17/2006 3:46:06 PM

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lmao....loved it

~rose

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 11/17/2006 7:46:51 PM

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(The strange part is...I actually did this for 3 refrains...and now I'm totally ashamed of myself).

(And the freaky thing is....my right leg is still twitching).

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RE: I will Survive 2006 version - 11/17/2006 8:06:20 PM

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OMG OMG that is too funny and now Im chokeing on my soda!!!

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