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RE: Stupid emails - 1/30/2005 7:36:51 AM

MizSuz

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quote:

"can u make a dom male a victim of your lovemaking and then feed it to him"

Now just exactly what the ???? is that supposed to mean?

The guy sounds like an illiterate cuck, to me.

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RE: Stupid emails - 2/10/2005 8:56:38 AM

Mercnbeth

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Hey finally got one that qualifies for this thread!

quote:

Hi Mistress,
this is Mark,24, from detroit.
I am of 5 7",185 lbs.
I am a software enginerr.
I love to serve Transexual dominants
My interests are CBT,Ass fucking and Canning
Please consider me
Thanking you Mistress

Who knows maybe he's blind as well as illiterate and couldn't see the picture. If he could, I wonder which one of us he thought was the "Transsexual dominant"?

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RE: Stupid emails - 2/15/2005 6:41:38 PM

kyakitten

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth

this is Mark,24, from detroit.
I am of 5 7",185 lbs.
I am a software enginerr.
I love to serve Transexual dominants
My interests are CBT,Ass fucking and Canning

Hmm, this supplicant loves Canning. Am I missing some archaic spelling, or is some lucky Transexual Dominant about to be thrilled with loads of preserved vegetables and jams?

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RE: Stupid emails - 2/15/2005 7:22:03 PM

sanita

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Ok,

i don't get very many emails since i put up in my journal that i am owned, but i received one yesterday adressing me with "hello puppy," and asking certain questions about if i was house trained, etc. the last part being an instruction to tell Him more.

*cough*

i was a bit stunned. i decided to write back that i was house trained, but would not be telling Him more, thankYouverymuch. i mentioned having a hard time deciding WHAT to say. *lol* and that my Master has an adversion to my being considered for adoption by other Doms.

well, He wrote back with an apologoy, and said He had been attempting to email a sub on the list directly above my handle. i am not sure why He would not have caught it when my profile and pic popped up, but hey, INSIDEYOURMIND, maybe the initial post was a mis-click.

Of course, all the examples that have followed in this thread... hilarious!

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