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Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 7:13:48 PM   
LTRsubNW


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Status: offline 		Yeah...you Dommes have been telling us for years how good it is (to be single)...so, as a (male) sub...here's my thinkin' on that subject...

It's good because...

1)  I don't have to put up matching curtains (which, by the way...my old bed sheets are working just fine, thank you very much)...

2)  I don't have to give a rats ass where I put my keys (but I really wish you'd stop by occasionally and tell me where they are)....

3)  I don't have to explain to you "NO!!!! I didn't piss on the damn toilet seat 'AGAIN' (!!!!!!!!!!!)...that was the cat...I leave the seat up for him...what do you think...he's gonna learn how to open the freakin fridge and and leave a note saying 'baby ya know...I was thirsty and frankly, I wish you'd consider my interest in Crown Royal'  ?"

4)  I'm good with the sock placement thing.  If God wanted me to put them in some sort of box or tumbly thing, he'd have given me one of those with my phone bill.

5)  My car needs a recepticle for all my excess shit.  The passenger side is closer.  Deal with it.

6)  No...I don't think that dress makes you look fat...(Actually, I'm lying, but I have to be here on Friday to meet the satelite dish guy and my death, by your hand, interferes with that so...)....you're looking good.

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 7:18:53 PM   
Silvermoon


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Status: offline 		*laughs* Hot damn I think we got a live one!

Thanks for the chuckles hon. BTW. I agree LOL

Bet there's a bunch more reasons we could survery. *s*

Just one thing? WHO said it's good to be single? I'd like to shoot them myself.

*sweet innocent smile*
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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 7:33:04 PM   
cuddleheart50


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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 8:05:58 PM   
LadyMorgynn


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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 8:13:30 PM   
MizSuz


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ORIGINAL: Silvermoon

Just one thing? WHO said it's good to be single? I'd like to shoot them myself.



That would be me.

1.  No, I don't have to deal with anyone or anything pissing on the seat.  Why?  Because I'm the only one that uses it and I don't piss on the seat (or the floor next to the seat, or the tank behind the seat).

2.  No, I don't have to keep track of anyone's keys but my own.

3.  No, I don't give a damn what you're having for dinner or how you get it.

4.  I don't give a rat's ass where you put your socks, as long as they're not on the floor in my house, left over in my dryer, or stinkin' up my hamper.

5.  Have all the gas you want and expel it any way that works best for you - somewhere other than in my house.

6.  I can replace the light bulb or the electrical socket, as needed, all by myself (I have a multimeter and know how to use it, too).  I can sweat that broken copper pipe or install pvc as needed.  I can hang, tape, finish and paint sheetrock and greenboard without you, thanks anyway.

7.  Snore all you need to, I'll be blissfully asleep in my own bed (where you won't be).

8.  I'll hang my own pictures and blinds - I have a better eye for level without need of gadgets anyway.

9.  If I put the vacuum cleaner together out of the box I will read the directions and I won't miss a screw (thereby rendering the vacuum worthless).

You can, however, come by my house and take out the garbage and clean the litter box, but you'll have to leave before pumpkin time or I'm likely to gut you and make a pie out of your ass.

To quote my mother (who used this saying to encourage me not to have premarital sex), "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/27/2006 9:19:52 PM   
toservez


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Status: offline 		Thanks that was funny and always good to focus on the positive. I am personally not getting tired of listening to the music I like and watching my TV programs on TIVO when I want and not trying to fit them in when my Master would have been home.

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 12:07:58 AM   
leakylee


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Status: offline 		There should have been a warning label on this post. Spewing mountain dew on the screen to my laptop cant be healthy for the poor thing.

Being single does have its perks..ie still enjoying whacking off my hair when I take a notion, and control of the remote.  Dont ask why hair thing has remained an issue here.

Thank you.

Love and light
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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 1:08:34 AM   
MistressTexas


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Status: offline 		Oooh! How about being able to order whatever you want on a pizza... No regards for anyone else what soever.

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 1:22:39 AM   
PavlovTrainer


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Status: offline 		I have to say that being the Master, single or not, the toilet seat stays up regardless. My girl better remember to leave it up or else.

BWAHAHAHA

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 3:09:54 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		Why I like being single - is answered by a visit from Adrian. This morning I have;

1) no TV remote; I decide what if anything we watch, but he still feels the need to press the buttons and for some reason, hide the remote somewhere
2) an empty cider bottle which I'm meant to dispose of I guess, though I drank none of it
3) no cigarettes left
4) an ashtray full of smoked cigarettes
5) no lighter - he must have at least a hundred of my lighters somewhere

At least he goes home most nights.
E

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 4:28:26 AM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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ORIG

To quote my mother (who used this saying to encourage me not to have premarital sex), "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"



"Why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage"



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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 4:53:11 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		(a)   anchovies on the pizza
(b)   Don't have to make the bed
(c) can watch kung fu instead of Love story
(d) can get in and out of a store in less than 5 min ( no waiting in the car for an hour while she goes in for a roll of film.)
(e) can look at a nice ass without getting smacked

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 5:18:23 AM   
Silvermoon


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Status: offline 		*grins* I love this thread!

Truth be told though, I'd take those lists if it meant being with that one person. (besides I have a whip, they'll learn lol)


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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 5:40:31 AM   
zenfull2


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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 5:48:56 AM   
Dnomyar


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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 6:15:11 AM   
LTRsubNW


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quote:

ORIGINAL: MizSuz

quote:

ORIGINAL: Silvermoon

Just one thing? WHO said it's good to be single? I'd like to shoot them myself.



That would be me.

1.  No, I don't have to deal with anyone or anything pissing on the seat.  Why?  Because I'm the only one that uses it and I don't piss on the seat (or the floor next to the seat, or the tank behind the seat).

2.  No, I don't have to keep track of anyone's keys but my own.

3.  No, I don't give a damn what you're having for dinner or how you get it.

4.  I don't give a rat's ass where you put your socks, as long as they're not on the floor in my house, left over in my dryer, or stinkin' up my hamper.

5.  Have all the gas you want and expel it any way that works best for you - somewhere other than in my house.

6.  I can replace the light bulb or the electrical socket, as needed, all by myself (I have a multimeter and know how to use it, too).  I can sweat that broken copper pipe or install pvc as needed.  I can hang, tape, finish and paint sheetrock and greenboard without you, thanks anyway.

7.  Snore all you need to, I'll be blissfully asleep in my own bed (where you won't be).

8.  I'll hang my own pictures and blinds - I have a better eye for level without need of gadgets anyway.

9.  If I put the vacuum cleaner together out of the box I will read the directions and I won't miss a screw (thereby rendering the vacuum worthless).

You can, however, come by my house and take out the garbage and clean the litter box, but you'll have to leave before pumpkin time or I'm likely to gut you and make a pie out of your ass.

To quote my mother (who used this saying to encourage me not to have premarital sex), "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"


Any vacuum cleaner that requires more than double back sponge tape to assemble, was a flawed design in the first place.

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 6:30:26 AM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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Status: offline 		One of my top reasons:

Not having to hear his needy whine to my voicemail about how he's lonely and when he's going to see me.....when I've just spent every fucking waking moment the last week either at work, in class, or doing homework.

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 6:37:11 AM   
twicehappy


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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

(f) can burp and scratch your ass with out hearing "will you stop that before someone sees you"


Around here we say "fucking bikers you can't take them anywhere" and leave it at that.
 
(This applies to the male and female members of our group)

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 8:55:16 AM   
stockingluvr54


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

(f) can burp and scratch your ass with out hearing "will you stop that before someone sees you"


Around here we say "fucking bikers you can't take them anywhere" and leave it at that.
 
(This applies to the male and female members of our group)


LMAO! good one!!!!!!!

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RE: Okay...I'm about to talk about being single... - 9/28/2006 10:40:18 AM   
ThunderRoad


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ORIGINAL: toservez

Thanks that was funny and always good to focus on the positive. I am personally not getting tired of listening to the music I like and watching my TV programs on TIVO when I want and not trying to fit them in when my Master would have been home.


Four quick words --  GLORY BE TO TIVO!

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