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RE: How long could they last - 9/6/2006 3:54:03 PM

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Sorry Bearlee, that was a response to the OP, not you.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/6/2006 6:59:44 PM

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Last time I knew some male appendages didn't far so well in the cold........isn't there something about a shrinkage factor?

True LaTigresse... in cold weather, testicles lose their appendage qualities and are involuntarily retracted upwards in order to maintain 94 degrees in a male's twin sperm factories. However, there is a work around to the problem... an external heat source.

A good woman acting solo can have a man's nuts fully lowered in no time with a few tongue-to-testicle heat transfers, or if she's assisted by an equally talented assistant/co-nut licker, the pair can have a missing pair of nuts dangling in a heartbeat. If she prefers to work solo and is an uberkeeper, she can incubate them both simultaneously in her hot air machine.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and believe me when I say frozen gonads really do appreciate creativity....

I'm being totally genuinely serious, why in the world would a man lie about something as medically important as this?

Thank you so much, an absolute angel you are... now let's do the other one...

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RE: How long could they last - 9/6/2006 7:23:45 PM

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Hmmm would be a whole new twist on Survivior I guess

But pretty sure death is a hard limit for most

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RE: How long could they last - 9/7/2006 8:38:40 PM

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So, has anyone ever frozen a bottle of Aquafina water, then let it melt a bit? I swear, because of the shape of the bottle, the melting water looks like a dick. Now, if I can get that simply by putting a bottle of water in the freezer, and then letting it sit on the counter for a little bit, why in the world would I want to send a bunch of men to the Arctic?

I figure I'd have the best of both worlds my way...a warm person to cuddle up to (and to put my cold feet on in the winter - this is so important), AND,,, with a pair of scissors at hand to cut the bottle away, a frozen dick - sort of - to play with.

Besides, it'd save someone 50 grand.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/7/2006 9:06:34 PM

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My ass in front of the sled's, now that is a damn good idea.Why didn't I think of that.

You didn't answer the question though....is that your ass?

And btw...you state in your profile that you were sent by the goddess of the universe to rule over the Earth (what!?!?). I would think you would have some ability as the RULER OF THE EARTH to make this an actuality versus having to pathetically post it on a BDSM site.

Are you a fake goddess?

And none of this is to mention it's just a stupid idea.

Edited to add it's spelled ARCTIC. One would think the ruler of the Earth would know how to spell or, at a minimum, use freakin spell check.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/8/2006 2:14:26 AM

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Isn't there a race in SF that does that sled thing? grrr don't remember what its called though.
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RE: How long could they last - 9/8/2006 2:16:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: joyinslavery

And btw...you state in your profile that you were sent by the goddess of the universe to rule over the Earth (what!?!?). I would think you would have some ability as the RULER OF THE EARTH to make this an actuality versus having to pathetically post it on a BDSM site.

Are you a fake goddess?

Duh! JoyInSlavery (sorry just couldn't initial it),

Of course she is a fake goddess. If she were sent by the UNIVERSE, it would be necessary that the universe is a greater power than she. Since one definition of a "god" is "that which no greater can be conceived" (thank you Anselm), she has already failed under that test. It would also imply that the universe is a power that can do things (such as send "oh lovely ass" to us) and be a more primary mover than herself (thank you Aquinas). Consequently, one would necessarily conclude that she is NOT the ultimate mover nor power; therefore not a god nor goddess using but two definitions of the term. Rather she is just a misguided pretender in whom we can all find entertainment.....much like a toddler who struts around with ice cream all over his face making believe it is a beard.

She is just some stolen ass! Perhaps her owner will rightfully claim her soon and coral her properly!

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RE: How long could they last - 9/8/2006 7:11:40 AM

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Isn't there a race in SF that does that sled thing? grrr don't remember what its called though.
sorry

It is called the Idiotafrozenrod.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/8/2006 7:39:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Last time I knew some male appendages didn't far so well in the cold........isn't there something about a shrinkage factor?

True LaTigresse... in cold weather, testicles lose their appendage qualities and are involuntarily retracted upwards in order to maintain 94 degrees in a male's twin sperm factories. However, there is a work around to the problem... an external heat source.

A good woman acting solo can have a man's nuts fully lowered in no time with a few tongue-to-testicle heat transfers, or if she's assisted by an equally talented assistant/co-nut licker, the pair can have a missing pair of nuts dangling in a heartbeat. If she prefers to work solo and is an uberkeeper, she can incubate them both simultaneously in her hot air machine.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and believe me when I say frozen gonads really do appreciate creativity....

I'm being totally genuinely serious, why in the world would a man lie about something as medically important as this?

Thank you so much, an absolute angel you are... now let's do the other one...

LOL I say give them the warming back pain pads to wrap their member in. Cold slave, warm penis, no shrinkage.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/9/2006 9:28:07 AM

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Isn't the word arctic, not artic? We supreme overlord's have to know such things to keep from confusing our minions when we send them forth to conquer.

But judging by her ass, I think that Jessica will make a great lead sled dog once I take over the world.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/9/2006 1:35:18 PM

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You didn't answer the question though....is that your ass?

I think we had a thread about 6 mo. ago that established it wasn't her ass as that pic has shown up on other sites and profiles.

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RE: How long could they last - 9/9/2006 7:39:48 PM

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OUCH ! I would never KILL myself for anyone. If a Mistress cared about her Slaves/Subs, she would never put them through anything like this. I read last year where a member of Collarme wanted to nail her breasts and Vagina to a board. Maybe she might run in the race?

Now if a Mistress wanted to to run in a dog track with other subs, I'll say Giddy Up, or Tally Ho. Who said HO?

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 3:36:35 PM

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God, it has been all of six months and she has moved from toronto to california and gained age in the 8 or 9 year range?

It's gotta be global warming, right? or am I just so fucked up here because of that ass?

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 3:45:58 PM

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They're coming to take you away, haha
They're coming to take you away, hoho

I love that song!!
I hate cold weather!!
I am not into dead people nor do I see them!!

Edited: OMFG. I have an ugly chunk o wood now. Sigh. Whine. Whimper. Maybe I can give it to a one legged dead sub to use as a ski?

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 5:52:59 PM

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I used to live in a town with a state hospital, one of the finest in the nation, and they demanded the song to play while they had parade day......I own a book called poetry by the insane (which none of you could ever possibly get) the thing is, that the proufoundly insane know they are, and that just makes them insane.........that is all it does, it does no different. They are humans too.

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 7:28:04 PM

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Dear jessicapower, Ladies and Gentlemen;

In my mind's eyes I see, that placing dogs and or naked men into an enviorment with the 'intent' to see them suffer undue cruelty, inhumane treatment for man and or beast, would be the 'red flag' for the community at large.

To add to the 'intent' beyond a cruel treatment you propose to place man and or beasts into a situation to cause death. That is a crime in most nations/countries. I personally don't find that very funny, even if it was an effort to be 'cute.'

Even the idiotic Female Dominants that I know of, who are one seat short of a full bus, wouldn't be willing to participate in something so compelling to be wrong and reeks of criminal intent.

Not amused--joke or not.

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 7:47:34 PM

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Master/Mistress who thinks the best use of a slave is to race it to death? Not worth a real sub/slave's time. However, since we have such a huge population of fakes (as is pointed out so frequently), I'm sure we could harness some of them! Don't know how dedicated they will be though.

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RE: How long could they last - 2/11/2007 11:11:16 PM

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Dear jessicapower, Ladies and Gentlemen;

In my mind's eyes I see, that placing dogs and or naked men into an enviorment with the 'intent' to see them suffer undue cruelty, inhumane treatment for man and or beast, would be the 'red flag' for the community at large.

To add to the 'intent' beyond a cruel treatment you propose to place man and or beasts into a situation to cause death. That is a crime in most nations/countries. I personally don't find that very funny, even if it was an effort to be 'cute.'

Even the idiotic Female Dominants that I know of, who are one seat short of a full bus, wouldn't be willing to participate in something so compelling to be wrong and reeks of criminal intent.

Not amused--joke or not.

Respectfully submitted for consideration,
Lady Hugs

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want to know somethign weird....more people would be outraged by endangering the dogs than the subs...and the law agrees with it....after all a sub is an adult and they are expected to stand up go around amd make a decision on their own...where as a dog no matter how intelligent thenare they cannot say no they are lead ntot he slaughter so to speak!!!

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RE: How long could they last - 2/12/2007 6:11:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Last time I knew some male appendages didn't far so well in the cold........isn't there something about a shrinkage factor?

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A good woman acting solo can have a man's nuts fully lowered in no time with a few tongue-to-testicle heat transfers, or if she's assisted by an equally talented assistant/co-nut licker, the pair can have a missing pair of nuts dangling in a heartbeat. If she prefers to work solo and is an uberkeeper, she can incubate them both simultaneously in her hot air machine.
-snip-

Might just work. But what I don't get is how the girls will do this for the guys as they all trot along in the snow.

And I dunno, but this might just be the stupidest thread in the history of CM.

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