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jessicapower -> Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:33:54 PM)
I have always heard about those boring tea parties. What is the point of getting together just for drinking tea. We must have entertainment..I propose a shoe licking contest.That would be fun. We could hold the parties in country farming areas. We would take a few hours to chat and sip tea and after this, we would all go for a walk outside. Of course we would select the dirtiest pathways. Then we would walk back to where the party was taking place, release our slaves from their cages and order them to lick our shoes clean. The slave that gets the shoe shinning the quickest is the winner. The winner gets fucked in front of everyone with a 12 inch strap on. OUCH!!! Jessica

zumala -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:41:29 PM)
*yawn*

Level -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:42:55 PM)
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! What I meant to say was, shouldn't this be in the Random Stupidity section?

zumala -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:45:37 PM)
grin Hiya, Level.

Homestead -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:48:34 PM)
I wanna play "pin the tail on the avatar" instead. Anyone out there have a spare spinal tap needle?

Level -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:49:13 PM)
Hello pretty lady [;)]. I knew our OP was back, and was wondering when the "Let's dress our slaves up like Elvis and make them jump butt-first off a building onto a toilet plunger" threads would start up.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:51:19 PM)
I would personally have no interest in watching someone elses little sex scene. quote: ORIGINAL: jessicapower The winner gets fucked in front of everyone with a 12 inch strap on.

mnottertail -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:57:17 PM)
Jess, my little gluteous maximus of awe... A slight amendment to this would increase participation a hundred fold. Simply go without shoes, and after gaily prancing about the good and simple earth and its highways and byways, let them lick feet. (Marie Antoinette would still live today if that had been her quote.) If you could fart to some well known John Sousa march, this would add an extra dimension so rarely seen at tea parties that its concept might become all the rage in the years hence. Why did you move from Montreal, girl? (little too chappy?-- I understand) I am beginning to think I have a rendta raev(best I can phonetically spell it) fetish, Ron

Homestead -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:57:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FelinePersuasion I would personally have no interest in watching someone elses little sex scene. quote: ORIGINAL: jessicapower The winner gets fucked in front of everyone with a 12 inch strap on. I'd rather see jessica get it up the ass with the strap on.[:D]

mnottertail -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 12:58:51 PM)
Oh dear and faithful, sir-- Where do you want me to stand? Ron

PlayfulOne -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 1:32:15 PM)
What happened Jess? Your not nearly as entertaining as you were before. Maybe you should use mushrooms for the tea and try again. K

jessicapower -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 2:57:39 PM)
I am just warming up my loyal subjects. After you all united against me for the battle of ARMAGGEDON. I had to go back to my planet to get advice on how to tame you stupid humans. They gave me a plan, but if this plan does not work. A force of a million green men are coming to knock the shit out of you guys. jessica

PlayfulOne -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 3:07:19 PM)
Will they sing "In the Navy" for us as they march? K

Level -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 3:22:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PlayfulOne Will they sing "In the Navy" for us as they march? K LOL

mnottertail -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 3:25:24 PM)
A million green men will not sway me from trying to snag some of that ass. I will go down with this ship....... Ron all the little ants go marching, red and black antennae waving......they all do it the same--they all do it the same way.......................

Level -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 3:30:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail A million green men will not sway me from trying to snag some of that ass. I will go down with this ship....... Ron all the little ants go marching, red and black antennae waving......they all do it the same--they all do it the same way....................... *throws my non-ghanan flotation device (complete with elephant hide) to Ron to help his plight*

Slipstreme -> RE: Tea parties and shoe licking contest (9/3/2006 6:58:14 PM)
< Re: Homestead Spinal tap needles are far too small. How about some double zero guage piercing needles?

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