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Sex Frogs - 8/28/2006 6:35:40 PM

LotusSong

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SEX FROGS

A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic  pet. As  she
looks about the store, she notices a box full of live FROGS.

The sign says:   "SEX FROGS! Only $20 each!
>>>>> Money Back Guarantee!
>>>>> Comes with complete instructions."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packages the FROG and says, "Just follow the instructions."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions
and reads them very carefully.

She does exactly what is specified:
     1. Take a shower.
    2. Splash on some nice perfume.
    3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you  and allow the frog to
          follow its training.

She then quickly gets into bed with the FROG and, to her surprise, nothing happens!

The girl is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

So, the lady calls the pet store.

The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.

The lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according
to the instructions. The darn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the FROG, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says:

"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time."

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RE: Sex Frogs - 8/28/2006 9:38:46 PM

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hehheehheheheeh thats cute

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RE: Sex Frogs - 8/29/2006 2:18:42 PM

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funny that I has already planned to go to PetsMart tomorrow. Hope they haven't sold out of them.

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RE: Sex Frogs - 8/29/2006 4:28:31 PM

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Well, when you get to your local PetSmart be sure to ask them. If they don't have any at that store they can check to see if another location has one that can be transfered or, that can be reserved for you to go pick up.

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RE: Sex Frogs - 8/31/2006 8:10:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Saratov

Well, when you get to your local PetSmart be sure to ask them. If they don't have any at that store they can check to see if another location has one that can be transfered or, that can be reserved for you to go pick up.

I'm sad to report that my local PetsMart did not have any of those special frogs. I did pick up a really cute tiny frog ... maybe it will grow up to be a sex frog .... until then, I'll keep recharging those AA batteries...

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