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LaTigresse -> RE: male pick up lines (9/1/2006 2:57:24 PM)
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I have spent ALOT of time working with the public and many of those years in a restaurant or nightclub atmosphere. I used to be a pretty hot lil tamale' at one time so I heard alot and I mean ALOT of pickup lines. But I have to say that one of my favourites was actually pretty lame in words but in circumstance and source it was hysterical.
I have a great many friends in different types of law enforcement, judicial, lawyers, and various branches of the military. I have attended more boring functions than you can imagine. I was at a retirement dinner for a detective friend when another high ranking member of the local government walked up to me all suave and cool like and said "I am sure you have heard this before. Please do not be angry or insulted, this is something I would normally never do, but I must tell you that I think you have magnificent breasts."
One would think that I had been walking around this party buckass naked rather than fully dressed. It was all I could do to avoid laughing and snorting my champagne thru my nose (that really hurts, it must be the bubbles) I just smiled and said, "why thank you, its a genetic curse.....I blame my grandmothers" and turned back to the male friend sitting beside me that I knew was about to come unglued. He and I still laugh about it when we get together.
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