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LotusSong -> Pending Marriage (8/27/2006 3:00:41 PM)
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PENDING MARRIAGE
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed
straight towards my car running! Lo and behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all clapping, cheering wildly and applauding!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little 'test'.....we couldn't
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son!"
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car........
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