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Level -> The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 3:54:46 AM)

From the pages of GQ (written by "anonymous" lol)

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’d think Democrats would be better in the sack, because they’re usually, well…better human beings in general. Plus, they’re so em-oh-tional and sen-sitive and they genuinely care about your day. And how you feel. And how you felt yesterday. “Is there anything you need?” they whimper. Oh, shutthefuckup! This is sex we’re talking about! After numerous years of intensive research on both sides of the aisle—and sometimes in the aisle—I am here to report that Republican men (except the closet cases) are infinitely better to have sex with. Here’s why."

 
1. NO CONSCIENCE!

A Republican man will never whine in the middle of the night—let alone in the middle of screwing you—about the girlfriend/wife/whatever he is “devastating” by sleeping with you. He just does it. It’s all about him—he needs to be the best you ever had, and that can be a good thing if your getting off is contingent on his. He doesn’t even stay for breakfast. (Though if you do make him breakfast, he is eternally grateful and will go down on you for another several hours.) One word: pancakes!

http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4268&pageNum=1




LadyEllen -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 4:01:28 AM)

Perhaps the Republicans should drop the elephant and choose the panda.

Why?

Because a panda eats shoots and leaves!

E

(the old ones are the best ones)




popeye1250 -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 4:17:11 AM)

Level, I noticed that about Democrats, they don't think, they "feel."
"Well I "feel" that we should..."
What's THAT all about?




twicehappy -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 4:48:20 AM)

Damn i must need more coffee this morning, i thought this one was going to be pictures of LAM's house.




Chaingang -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 6:26:07 AM)

I really don't think we can accept the opinion of Ann Coulter or even that of the men willing to sleep with her.




MistressLorelei -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 7:13:09 AM)

According to the article..... it would appear that submissive men are more likely to be Democrats. I guess that would explain my dominant status.  I'll take a guy who can cry, over 'a big dick' (see article) any day.

And hey... what about Clinton?  He got in trouble for displaying his republican side in the oval office. I SO didn't want to be stuck imagining George and Laura <gag> as I enjoyed my morning coffee...... thanks Level. [8|]




IronBear -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 7:26:52 AM)

Has anyone thought to ask LaM if one of his fucking elephants is missing? perhaps it's looking for a quickie befor returning to it's public duties....

IB




pahunkboy -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 7:32:52 AM)

i havent noticed a differnece in the bedroom. sometimes the geeks are wild as heck when the lights go out.....




IronBear -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 10:21:43 AM)

Ahh then surely you are in dire need of a Geekocist to erorcise the pesky but quaint geeky spirits who geek up your bedroom during the hours of darkness..

IB




LotusSong -> RE: The Elephant In The Bedroom (8/25/2006 5:09:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Level, I noticed that about Democrats, they don't think, they "feel."
"Well I "feel" that we should..."
What's THAT all about?


I'd rather be "felt" than thought at :)




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