Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog

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Estring -> Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 3:02:30 PM)
My slave and I recently had 5 new puppies born here in our home. They are the cutest little things and at 6 weeks are now fiesty and playful and so curious. I was aghast though when I saw the mother dog eating the poop and pee that each of these puppies produced. My slave (as a veteran of taking care of puppies) informed me that this is what mother dogs do for their puppies. Lol. I do realize this is instinct, but this seems to be going the extra mile and then some. It makes the cleanup easier for us though.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 3:16:10 PM)
In that case, I am not looking forward to my own pregnancy. Yours, benji

pahunkboy -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 5:28:06 PM)
umm. the diet is off. a dog should not eat its poop. whatever the dogs have been fed hasnt been digested propery- thus making it seem likfe food again.

mistoferin -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:15:04 PM)
Puppies need "help" to eliminate waste. The mother dog will lick them in order to stimulate the urge. She will often times, then eat the results. It is actually an instinct from a time when dogs were wild. By eating the waste the mother was actually protecting the pups as predators would not be able to locate them as easily.

LadyEllen -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:15:31 PM)
I'm glad I'm not a dog - imagine having to shave four hairy legs.....that would really be something to bitch about. I would quite like a tail mind you - although I think a feline tail would be better than a doggy one. Or am I just kinky..... oh wait, I'm on CM! E

mnottertail -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:16:35 PM)
true of deer, don't take orphan bambi's home unless you are a toilet slave. Ron

mistoferin -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:21:11 PM)
oh Ron.....ewwwwwww!!!! It's actually true of many animal babies.

LadyEllen -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:26:27 PM)
crikey! well I can tell you one thing after changing nappies (diapers) for both of mine - those animals sure are committed mothers! E

NastyDaddy -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 6:57:20 PM)
Animals are weird people... a mother squirrel will chew the testicles off of all but one male offspring in her litter. What is more appealing, eating offspring feces to protect the litter from predators... or oral castration to control population?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 7:07:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy Animals are weird people... a mother squirrel will chew the testicles off of all but one male offspring in her litter. I know a girl like that! Hurt the first time, but she never did it a second time. Yours, benji

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 7:13:36 PM)
mother cats do the same thing.... shudders

MistressLorelei -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 7:29:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy Animals are weird people... a mother squirrel will chew the testicles off of all but one male offspring in her litter. That settles it... squirrels are the superior race!

NastyDaddy -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 7:32:58 PM)
Hate to break the bad news to you benji.... it's cats that get nine lives... dogs only get one. However, the upside is you won't have to be castrated again.

NastyDaddy -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 7:40:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei That settles it... squirrels are the superior race! Provided they are multi-orgasmic...

MistressLorelei -> RE: Another Reason To Be Glad You're Not A Dog (8/24/2006 8:29:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLorelei That settles it... squirrels are the superior race! Provided they are multi-orgasmic... Yes! I knew I should have been a squirrel.

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