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SirKenin -> Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 8:56:15 AM)
http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/3906c0f98d07b010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html Tin foil hats have the opposite effect to what most people think. lol. It is time to develop a new defence against the Man.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 9:11:47 AM)
Mirrors worked for Don Quixote but you still have to want to see and consider the image before you an accurate reflection. However if you think the manufacture of the mirrors is a business partner of the distributor of the mirrors, making kick backs to the purchasing agent; you may believe the reflection is one you get in a fun house even when its accurate. As a result you are afraid to even shave. You don't trust anything you see. And an obscure alternative reflection makes more sense to you than the obvious.

WyrdRich -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 9:22:53 AM)
Tin foil hats are still fine for most everyday applications. They are an excellent deflection for the general Government mind control rays beamed at us constantly via radio and television, protect us from the increased UV radiation caused by the UFO portals (aka the ozone holes) and are a nearly foolproof method of birth control. Those satellites have severe bandwidth restrictions and cannot be used for widespread surveillance. For those who are likely under targeted observation, conspiracy researchers on the verge of a breakthrough for instance, a Farraday Cage should be worn over the entire head at all times. As for the cell phone frequencies, the Government is listening to all your calls anyway, you might as well improve the reception.

Bearlee -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 9:29:37 AM)
<rolls eyes> Everybody knows tin foil hats doesn't work... Use colanders, instead... they carry more water. bear

MsPoetress -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 9:51:46 AM)
Damn just when my stock in Reynolds was rising. Time to call my broker. SELL SELL SELL. ~poe

juliaoceania -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 11:04:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SirKenin http://www.popsci.com/popsci/science/3906c0f98d07b010vgnvcm1000004eecbccdrcrd.html Tin foil hats have the opposite effect to what most people think. lol. It is time to develop a new defence against the Man. My Daddy reminds me of this everytime I put mine on.... But it is a hard habit to break me of...lol

Level -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 11:29:18 AM)
I'm..........almost........ tempted to suggest using some of Hillary Clinton's underwear, nothing has penetrated them....[8\|]

SirKenin -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 11:46:03 AM)
haha. Too much. [:D]

popeye1250 -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 2:12:40 PM)
A few years ago during the Democratic Convention in Boston I was thinking of setting up a stand and selling tin foil hats,"To keep out the gamma spy rays from the government." I bet I would have made a killing! Talk about the Circus comming to town! The Mayor of Boston (Thomas "Mumbles" Menino) was flustered about all the details of the Convention and said on an interview; "This Convention is like an Alcatraz around my neck!"

FangsNfeet -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 4:00:36 PM)
Just like a stelth fighter plain, why not make a hat out of that material with all the angles and such to deflict rays off of you and bonce back to somewheres else other than the source?

gooddogbenji -> RE: Tin foil hats do not work (8/20/2006 4:11:28 PM)
I can't help but wonder that the government owns these frequencies. It leaves 2 options: A) The government published this information so people would stop wearing them, and could again read minds, or, B) The Government published this information so conspiracy theorists would belive A, and therefore continue wearing them, allowing them to continue reading minds. Clearly, Dubya intends to control the masses by giving them conspiracies within conspiracies to ponder, while he literally pisses in everybody's corn flakes. Yours, benji

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