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DoctorDubious -> Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 1:34:59 PM)

Hey All,

Isn't it interesting that the "fat-threads" get so many comments.

Have you ever considered that you,
and that chubby dom of yours who looks like Orson Wells
might be fat because of bugs in your/his butt?

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/13/magazine/13obesity.html?_r=1&oref=slogin


DD
PS.... who wants the first infomercial
selling selling colonic cleanses & enemas ....
... as the latest East-coast weight loss craze purges itelf thru Amurika ...
Some of you ass-kink folks are several whoooshes ahead of the tide, so to speak...



NastyDaddy -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:10:50 PM)

I've heard they also commonly cause butt flu... interesting these pesky internal carnivores and metabolism hijackers.







popeye1250 -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:12:17 PM)

Dr., is your RX enema play for losing weight?
That could be fun.
When I had a colonoscopy two years ago they give you this stuff to drink with a lot of water. About an hour later "look out, thar she blows!"
And you have to do it again 6 hours later so you're really cleaned out!
If your sub/slave is into enemas you could incorporate it into your play and have anal sex later.



Level -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:15:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy

I've heard they also commonly cause butt flu... interesting these pesky internal carnivores and metabolism hijackers.


*emphasis added*

No wonder every time I sneeze my underwear fluff out.....[X(]



WhipTheHip -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:32:32 PM)

I think the common expression here is, "Do you have a bug up your ass?"



WhipTheHip -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:33:54 PM)

I have a female blowfish.  I call her Agnes.  You know, as in Agnes Morehead.



Skier -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 2:41:11 PM)

Dr Dubious,

I just returned home after reading that exact article in the NY Times. What a coincidence. In addition to the culture (labor saving devices and relentless advertising of  food products) and  genes (fifty are implicated and counting), there's these microscopic SOB's.

Unfortuanately, I can't wallow in self-pity. As the article states, " Biology sets the context, and that is critical, but obesity still boils down to whether a person eats too much or exercises enough."

The article further states that 30.5% of the adult population is obese (not just overweight..obese)  which accounts for 300,000 premature deaths each year. Obese people have a 50-100% increased risk of premature death.

It's totally not fair, but those of us who are predisposed to putting on weight need to persevere. Life isn't fair, but   it sure  beats being in a country in which the greatest challenge is getting enough calories. Furthermore,   the sense of pride of  accomplishment in getting and staying in shape is enhanced by  the knowledge of the obstacles overcome. (Hey, I'm trying to be upbeat ).

I encourage you to empathize with us.....just don't empathize TOO much. LOL

We're helped best  by the right combination of empathy and tough love.  



popeye1250 -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/13/2006 7:36:26 PM)

Skier, I didn't realize that the increased rate of premature death was 50-100%!!!
That's enough to make anyone stop and think about getting in shape!



Pimpernell -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/20/2006 7:02:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Skier, I didn't realize that the increased rate of premature death was 50-100%!!!
That's enough to make anyone stop and think about getting in shape!


Crap.  I'm off to buy some heroin then.  All the junkies are thin, it must good for losing weight.



cr0ckdile -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/20/2006 7:17:57 AM)

Bugs in your butt?  Is that what's preventing you from consuming less calories and hitting the treadmill?



captiveplatypus -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/20/2006 8:51:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pimpernell

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Skier, I didn't realize that the increased rate of premature death was 50-100%!!!
That's enough to make anyone stop and think about getting in shape!


Crap.  I'm off to buy some heroin then.  All the junkies are thin, it must good for losing weight.


I weighed 75 pounds when I was on heroin! [:D]



FelinePersuasion -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/20/2006 10:01:31 AM)

You're also just as likely to die tomorow from a maniac running your car off the road. Life's not gaurenteed.



ownedgirlie -> RE: Fat-boys&gals ... maybe it's just bugs in your butt (8/20/2006 10:02:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DoctorDubious

Hey All,

Isn't it interesting that the "fat-threads" get so many comments.

And so we are starting another one?! 

(couldn't resist [;)])



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