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LotusSong -> Outhouse (8/1/2006 8:14:52 AM)
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> Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
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> "Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
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> Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
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> Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
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> So.......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
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> "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
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> Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
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> Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
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> Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
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> So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,
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> looks around and yells back,
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> "Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
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> Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
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> Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
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> "Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
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> To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
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