subirishblue
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Let’s skip the small talk. You’re not here for average, and neither am I.
I'm a 50-year-old retired NYPD officer, now a full-time paralegal working high-stakes criminal defense cases — including two pending death penalty trials. Yes, it's intense. No, I don’t crack under pressure. By day, I’m strategizing legal defenses. By night? I’m sipping wine, cooking for one, and wondering how I ended up watching conspiracy documentaries and sulking on YouTube like it’s a full-time job.
But that chapter ends here.
I’m looking for an extraordinary woman — a confident, dominant, sexy force of nature who knows her worth and isn’t afraid to wield it. I want an FLR (Female-Led Relationship) with depth, connection, and plenty of kink. You’ll be worshipped. Adored. Respected. And, yeah — obeyed.
About Me (Real Talk Version):
• Early riser (not by choice)
• Irish, 5'10", dirty blonde hair, full head of it, no grays yet
• Healthy, active, no dad bod, decent cook, not broke
• I believe in good hygiene. I brush my teeth. I smell good.
• I'm funny. Like, actually funny.
• Writing a book about my 9/11 experience (yes, I was there)
I’ve been married. I’ve been burned. I’ve had my heart handed to me by someone who traded me in for her “work husband.” Never again. I’ve done the vanilla thing. I’m not bitter — I’m just done wasting time with people who don’t know what they want.
Deal Breakers (Let’s Just Get This Out of the Way):
1. Hard drugs – if it’s not legal in most states, it’s not for me.
2. Smoking – ashtray kisses aren’t my thing.
3. No sense of humor – if you don’t laugh at Airplane!, we’re doomed.
4. Hate dogs – I don’t have one yet, but I will.
5. Musical mismatch – if we can’t vibe to the same songs, it’s going to be tough.
6. Still besties with your ex? Just... no.
7. Guy friends you “swear are just like a brother”? Been there. Done that. Never again.
So, what do I want?
A real Domme. Not a fantasy. Not a toe-dipping tourist. A woman who embraces her femininity and her power. She laughs easily. She leads naturally. She loves hard. She has curves, confidence, and a killer smile in a sundress.
Between 35–55 is ideal. A little older or younger? Totally fine if you’re emotionally mature and know what FLR means without needing Google. Bonus points if you’ve got long nails, long hair, and a playlist that doesn’t suck.
What I crave (yes, crave):
I think I will save this list of kinks for when we chat. Some things are best kept private. Afterall, what good would a list do anyway? You are not a Pez-dispenser of kinks. Each relationship is its own dynamic.
What I need in You:
You are the kind of woman who doesn’t ask — she commands.
Feminine, dangerous, nurturing, cruel. Laughs while I beg, moans while I squirm, and always, always gets what she wants.
You:
• Take pride in your dominance
• Know how to punish and reward
• Expect service, obedience, attention, and worship
• Love teasing, controlling, humiliating, and breaking a man down, only to build him into your perfect plaything
I’m looking for a full-time dynamic. Doesn’t have to be 24/7 TPE, but I seek structure, rituals, ownership — not casual play.
Hard Limits:
• No drugs (weed = fine)
• No smokers- not into kissing an ashtray
• No emotional baggage from “friends” who are really exes. No “work husbands”
• No bratty subs-in-Domme-clothing who read one blog and think topping is just bossing a man around
• No kink tourists
Why am I online looking for a partner?
Because real, confident, kink-aware women are rare — and worth the search. I’m not here to chase attention or fake profiles. I’m here for one real connection. One woman who makes the room tilt when she walks in. One woman who understands that obedience is an offering, not a weakness.
If you’ve read this far…
You’re a true Domme who wants a mature, obedient, loyal submissive with experience, humor, drive, and stamina — I’m here, waiting for your command.
Send a message with a short intro and a PG-13 pic. Let me know how you want to be worshipped, what makes you happy and I’ll show you how I obey.
You might be exactly who I’ve been waiting for. Or maybe not. But at least we’ll both be real — and in this world, that’s saying something.
Let’s skip the bullshit and dive headfirst into something raw, real, and filthy.
I’m yours — if you’ll take me.
Corny? Maybe. But honest? 100%
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