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What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/18/2025 10:55:40 AM   
wickedsdesires


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Status: offline 		Do you woman still get those types of emails and queries? Guys, if they reply on this thread absolutely do not male/mail them some pathetic shite email. My advice is you engage them on here although why you pathetic people haven't started a decent thread on here is beyond me.

Do any of you identify as a Mistress?
What bonkers questions have you been asked?
What do people think a Mistress is?

Personally I will talk to anyone - within reason. Your sex or persuasion never bothers me. Nor your thoughts on all of this although I really do not understand LGBT haters but I know plenty have a problem with that stuff and all sundry.

If we are going to play the identity card one I will do is I identity, for want of a bad word Dominant,. Here is an even better question - is that me or a small-large sum of my parts?

If I was going to date I never looked at whether someone was a mistress, sub or switch. I have dated all three types

I will up it more, nothing difficult. What if you are married and she/he isn't into it? One of the more curious conundrums I have answered many times in the past.
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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/18/2025 7:29:49 PM   
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If you women take 10 paces back I can whip it out? Should I see a doctor about that? My friend is asking!


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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/19/2025 8:33:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		Top rank on my misstress-a-meter is the mistress-ly (you folks need a proper term here) art of evoking the four magic words, at best in close repetition, rapid mix, and several languages:
YES
MORE
PLEASE
AGAIN









The Maestra has spoken

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/20/2025 8:56:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was going to write this always on here as that Master Forum they are all lazy bastards and should get their finger out of their arses rather than just write on their profiles I am Master, and fuck all else, whilst expecting the hottest fuck toys on earth.

blnymph mistress-ly I like that term do you get called it?

Sometimes, my very few mails on this site, they call me Sir. Calling me the Village Idiot works just as well on me but I suggest only true wenchery does that.

If you ever went to clubs a few years ago it was common to be called your username. Does that still happen?

There used to be a sort of unspoken etiquette on what you called someone. I did the same to doms or subs, to an extent. Within reason you knew a lot of peoples first names but it was polite and etiquette to call them by their chosen username/s. I think part of the reason back then was the privacy issue and fear of being outing to your work-place of employment.



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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/20/2025 11:09:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		No I invented it, or made a parallel to what is so easy in German: making up a new word, like "meisterinnenlich", fem. to "meisterlich", would also work with suffix "-haft", but you have no fitting equivalent in English. Sometimes it can be fun that our lingos are so closely related. My Gaelic sadly is not sufficient, might be worth a try, since it usually sounds so nice, unfortunately my celtic bees don't buzz around me any longer.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/31/2025 10:51:50 AM   
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Status: offline 		No one understands Scottish Gaelic let alone what the fuck is Welsh.

"meisterinnenlich" I was going to look that up the other day.


you have no fitting equivalent in English wise to contrafibularition me on that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDquo76490 Epochs later I am still lauding at it.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. (real word peeps) That looks like I got hammered out of my brainbox and I fell asleep face down with the cat universe jumping on back of my skull

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (real word peeps)? That one sounds like when the cats were done with me they stopped holding back?

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 5/31/2025 2:32:34 PM   
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No one understands Scottish Gaelic let alone what the fuck is Welsh.

"meisterinnenlich" I was going to look that up the other day.


you have no fitting equivalent in English wise to contrafibularition me on that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDquo76490 Epochs later I am still lauding at it.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. (real word peeps) That looks like I got hammered out of my brainbox and I fell asleep face down with the cat universe jumping on back of my skull

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz (real word peeps)? That one sounds like when the cats were done with me they stopped holding back?




Ahh gogoch - the Welsh also have a great talent in gluing words together.

btw you can check, what is recorded already here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deutsches_W%C3%B6rterbuch

or, since you were in doubt about my Bavariannees, here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Andreas_Schmeller

But if aRindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz does not exist yet we urgently need one or better a Rinderinnereienetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenkontrollübertragungsgesetz to make sure that a well-trained Mr or Ms cat-feeder would not mistreat kitties with mislabelled kangaroo bowels. Do you consider yourself well-trained, when your kitties welcome you with those "Feed feed" sounds and looks on command to do the right tin-opening or innards-slicing? With such a law you could blame the vet or whoever if you do it wrong.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 8/19/2025 10:52:02 AM   
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I had to google that Welsh word just for you.

If I had to google Rinderinnereienetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenkontrollübertragungsgesetz it would break my PC. Told me to fuck of in English too!

I must know what you meant with that because google just told me to fuck off. Hang on, I could bang that in a translate google. Before I do will it scare me?

Did you just make that up? You did didn't you. I guess I could add in a couple of random spaces to translate but that will take me about a year.

When we first crossed paths on here first time I was at the tail end of kitty flock numero three. For reason not even your made up god understands the universe decreed me 3 cats forevermore.

I knew only to get one more kitten after their end but here me and you are, some 15 years later, and I have 3 pushing 15. Two of those fuckers showed up randomly one at 9 months and the other a couple of years ago chipped at the age of 13. At least my money grabbing bitch vet had more sense than to give me the chipped cat home address because she knew I would pan in their windows and charge them vet prices for that and quadruple for bricks.

Have you been up to anything interesting? Out with making words up!

It is your lucky day I am now asking a friend about your word. If she gets back to me on it I will type it here. I had forgot about her. She was fine having sex with me but not sucking my cock because she felt it was dirty and her god wouldn't approve. She has a shit God is my current theory.

If not that should I have asked for anal or not? Women are a bit of a mystery to me.

You are not thinking about enslaving the Sudetenland are you?



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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 8/19/2025 11:35:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		She just replied and note the quotes?

"Nothing"

"I thought your keyboard was damaged"




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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 8/25/2025 2:59:00 AM   
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You ladies are quiet these days?
I had to google that Welsh word just for you.

If I had to google Rinderinnereienetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenkontrollübertragungsgesetz it would break my PC. Told me to fuck of in English too!

I must know what you meant with that because google just told me to fuck off. Hang on, I could bang that in a translate google. Before I do will it scare me?

Did you just make that up? You did didn't you. I guess I could add in a couple of random spaces to translate but that will take me about a year.

When we first crossed paths on here first time I was at the tail end of kitty flock numero three. For reason not even your made up god understands the universe decreed me 3 cats forevermore.

I knew only to get one more kitten after their end but here me and you are, some 15 years later, and I have 3 pushing 15. Two of those fuckers showed up randomly one at 9 months and the other a couple of years ago chipped at the age of 13. At least my money grabbing bitch vet had more sense than to give me the chipped cat home address because she knew I would pan in their windows and charge them vet prices for that and quadruple for bricks.

Have you been up to anything interesting? Out with making words up!

It is your lucky day I am now asking a friend about your word. If she gets back to me on it I will type it here. I had forgot about her. She was fine having sex with me but not sucking my cock because she felt it was dirty and her god wouldn't approve. She has a shit God is my current theory.

If not that should I have asked for anal or not? Women are a bit of a mystery to me.

You are not thinking about enslaving the Sudetenland are you?



Oh for sure google was not invented for German composites. (The trick is: glue together any noun you like and insert a good old Saxon genitive -s- into the gaps without an apostrophe in between to make clear what is related to what. I never understood why the Anglo-Saxons dropped that habit- it's why we sent these blokes over the sea then. It can be so practical).
Yes I made that up it's definitely what you and me and everyone caring for hungry kitties needs: a bovine innards' labelling supervision tasks' control transfer law, someone should check that BSE stuff will be checked not be accidentally force-fed to kitties, don't you think?
And no the Sudetenland is not on my list. Some of my ancestors lived there before the mess the Henleiners created, and if grandgrandgrandwhatever had tickled the maids I might still have some relatives there unknown to me ...

Women a mystery? Males the more, I d say, well, some more predictable at times depending on hormones' and alcohole status I admit. But brain-wise? Just look at the smelly litter-box DPR has been turned into here by that diarrhetic sock. I admire all posters there who care to read and reply that worthless sh... of that idiot who only is interested in discussing with himself. I decided that life is too short for that. Deffo some idiot in urgent need of some good slapping and kicking with iron shoe tips.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/3/2025 11:59:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		Have you ever been to PubalPop is that in Holland - I probably don't have the spelling correct. I was going to say that's in Wacken Holland but looked that up here and now. That is in Germany I am currently reading.

Any tickets?

I can bring my oven if you like!


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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/7/2025 5:02:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		No PubalPop does not ring a bell here, but Wacken does for sure- It's the open air Woodstock for Heavy Metalists and bad weather aficionados, infamous for heavy rainfalls and muddy grounds. Since you reported the leftover hurricane (these fellows over the pond should learn to take proper care of their leftovers) you had in the last days. we had too (usually we over here get your yesterday's weather the next day). You won't need an oven in Wacken, I recommend a raincoat and wellies. A good big umbrella might be useful too.But I don't know any details about the tickets, sorry. I guess. it's over the net somehow these days. Anyway good luck with the sunshine promised.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/8/2025 12:11:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Steady your ship feeble woman.

Nightwish played Glasgow in 2008. Fuck, you are not into Ramstein because I had some crazed scrounging lazy norse bitch in my house in 2005. And that loon bough one ticked for Ramstein in my house. Probably off my bank account. I have been meaning to look that up for 20 years. My years make sense dont make me look them up.


Shit are you spoken for? infamous for heavy rainfalls and muddy grounds which is Reading or T in park? Bowie was supposed to play the year I went to T in the park

Let me guess another year
David Bowie was scheduled to headline T in the Park in 2004

This got cancelled last week https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/edinburgh-oktoberfest-destroy-7000-litres-36032705

Seems easier if they just give the beer to me or you. We can split that 66% 33% your way if you like? In the uniform and 18 pints or fuckinking liters in one hand?

You Germans are lying about beer spoiling?

I can work with this shit. Where was it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7y-1Ezsqs







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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/10/2025 2:56:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		How could a storm destroy beer, this amount, what sort of beer? Resisting the treat to teach a Bavarian beer lesson for Scot barley expert here. The problem with all these Oktoberfest copies somewhere is/will ever be/couldn't ever be anything but a weak imitation of the real thing since a)none other than Munich-brewed beer - storm-proof anyway - must be served securing that the beer in question is to be destroyed the proper way via throat and bladder and b) no Prussian piss they sell as beer there is permitted to cross the Bavarian borders except for golden shower aficionados since its taste is like been drunk once before-take care not to be treated like a Prussian sub wherever you are.
I hope the Scots guards are securing Scottish uisge cultural achievements as rigorously from those foreign weak imitations. So no reason for despair.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/16/2025 9:19:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think what happens here is if they expect the winds to get to a certain speed Scotrail shuts down the train tracks and stations.

What the fuck that has to do with beer is anyone guess. Not that I advice driving even in 60mph winds let alone higher.
For all the fun I make at the American's, one they are the only nation on earth, bar 2 other shit holes that use imperial. We actually use both ands it confusing as hell - hopefully the generation below me are full metric. I looked up the shilling once that confused my brain Decimal Day was set for 15 February 1971, and a whole range of new coins was introduced. Shillings continued to be legal tender with a value of 5 new pence until 31 December 1990.
I didn't know the last part.

See what I mean! I got to 4 minutes in and lost the will to live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOzeZo4cvE

We should have switched to the Euro too, but you know the debacle of that, and Brexit I suspect.

Dafty question, do you have Pubs or just beer halls, or both? And, exactly how many pints or litres of beer can one German woman carry? If that uniform is standard I really must visit Germany one of these days.

Still quiet on this group I see.






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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/16/2025 11:05:09 AM   
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Status: offline 		60 miles wind speed would make sense in blowing any decent beer foam away, a true natural hazard I d'say. Just imagine the imperial smack on Mars with x miles per second. And yes we have pubs (thanks to all the Irish and Brit expats, usually a faint simulation, agreed) and beer halls (if ever in Munich visit the Mathäser or the Hofbräu), and not to forget beer tents- the real big ones for hundreds of thirsty throats, maybe another storm hazard although in my experience in Munich never one was blown away. You can, if lucky somewhere one can get an UK pint of o.5+xx litres instead an EU conformity half litre. I always considered a pint more adequate to the average human thirst I confess. By the way the Masskrug carrying challenge was 18 recently: 7 in every hand plus 2 each placed on top- not such a big deal, except for the weight, the true challenge is the balance. A dirndl is not standard but highly recommended, it helps balancing the 18 Mass as well as the tips at the end of the day. - I 'd say a visit is highly recommended- but take care to visit Bavaria not these uncultivated Prussian wastelands, or Saxony - which can be nice in parts but the Saxons emigrating rowing over the sea to bother the not yet Anglo-Saxons had a good reason. Anglia is to be avoided - muddy northern bogs near Denmark.
Don't remind me of the Brexit mad times, and yes Maggie wanted her Sterling back of course. I guess if anyone offered Euros instead the Rhine army would have marched to Brussels again with Boorish waving the flag as welcome. Dont' wait too long for someone might get the Mad US idea of reciprocal entrance fees. I have to pay 20 € to abandon the boat at Dover or the plane at Heathrow nowadays, equals roughly 10 packets of Cadbury fingers if I remember right. Just to enter a decent Tesco's again. How much Marmite to supply starving expats could I get for that.

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/16/2025 11:44:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		One decade after that shithole Brexit, as of this week the travel to the Schengen has kicked in. 2016 kicked a lot of those lying fuck cans down the road.

Do you visit here? You should have said. I did meet a nice American women because of this site I think it was about 10 years ago. Granted she flew into Glasgow. Her name I wont mention because I havent seen her name on here since collar had issues, and many more issues. It was nothing sexual etc. I think she just wanted to visit the UK and the fake ass profiles strung her along for years.

If I had my way I would repair the wall. We actually have two you know. Scotland has one its called https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonine_Wall

I want to go to your place https://www.facebook.com/UNILADAdventure/videos/oktoberfest-waitress-carries-impressive-amount-of-beers/402966835683228/

That looked like her body weight and that was the second I noticed about her and your beer hall stuff.

I wouldn't specifically take older English twats used to be Scotland back with Hadrian's wall I would allow that lot to vote to come back. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadrian%27s_Wall

All EU and EEA wouldn't require passports to visit us. Those twat english fucks would. Not that I would let them in.

When I used to drink beer it was always somewhere nearer your stuff. Becks isnt the name I am looking for. Budweiser bottle isn't bad.

It was some pilsner. It was never on draft here. The one true beer I loved was either German or Belgium. Our beer is surprisingly shit.

Throw me some names. Incidentally what the fuck is ale and Guinness?

The UK's travel to the Schengen Area was not the subject of a change; instead, the EU's new Entry/Exit System (EES) started on October 12, 2025. Lot of can kicking? Fuck all to do with use scots not that we would string anyone along 10 years.

Uk isnt well liked in Europe is it. London voted to remain too not that I give that shithole a pass.

Whats up with Boscox?





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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/16/2025 5:22:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		The parrot?-my guess is Parritonitis. White mold in the upper hollow, maybe? I am not an expert, only observation. The UK has the funny eccetrics bonus. Brexit including blindly believing Boorish's and Führage's promises only served as another proof of that. The virtual beer tasting tour should start with Augustiner and slowly move to Schneiders Weisse and during Lent terminate on the Nockherberg meeting Salvator. Too bad this years' Oktoberfest is history- the waitress surveillance has to wait till next year. The sample was worth watching what I described as balance. So far no next channel Xing on schedule, did in spring, kept my Marmite delivery promises

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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/18/2025 10:29:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		Führage's- Farage, I like that one. My keyboard doesn't even have that funny Euro Symbol but it does have this shit one "$" It looks to me if Führage will win the next general election. But as you no doubt know we have less idiots in Scotland than that shithole Englander land. Imagine 14 years of Tory rule, then Brexit which Farage and Bojo were the architects and 1 year of labour rule and yet UK, mainly England, has turned to Farage and UKIP. I don't hate all english you know but in general our countries do not think the same. But for them to turn to Farage they are fucking idiots.

You had a close call with those AfD nazi fucks? Oddly you give per capita east Prussian russian Germany more money. Yes I guess that is similar to the english mindset.

Stop distracting me, granted I think it is just Boscox on the political groups. If you look closely repectman is back too. Remember him?

I meant with those beer pouring wench uniforms, then distract away.



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RE: What is a Mistress and why would anyone want one? - 10/19/2025 8:21:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		yes it looks rm is still scared about herds of Aborichinal mooooslim women roaming the outback again to suppress upright Aussie white men again just for being white Australian nutbearers and threatening their inborn private privilegue quality nuts snipety snip. I wonder when the first application for becoming the 51st state appears for some National Guard to be sent.
Maybe Führage and Boorish will beat them on that. Indeed now the Chinese and Russian funding of our own brown inbred scumbags seem to be running out or at least short.
The undoing to remedy the damage the Tories left behind might take longer than 14 years I fear. Maybe on the long run Orangehead feels a desire to become Lord Protector of $cotland and all the golf courses if he only fund$ the kipper$ properly. As an alternative to the Nobel price maybe for ending the US-Scottish war. Unheard of because ended before declared. Who else could outdo that? Certainly not that Obama guy.
About the uniforms this might help:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirndl#Basic_design

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