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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 9/26/2025 2:26:49 PM

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I once wrote a blog on a UK site, called Informed Consent 20 years ago about my washing machine. I still have that very same washing machine. No doubt it will burst into flames one of these days and burn my hovel down, but if it cleans my now greased sentient cooker whom am I to grumble. Shit that's right, I now need to get on my knees to light that fucker

I never understood the maid thing.

A dick polishing sure, but they would clean my cooker and dust my hovel first as bare minimum. Mind you I am no longer that choosey these days.

As uniforms go I didn't see any fascination in the maid or nurse type uniforms.

What's the fascination with maids, women and men, not a bigot here.

Was it about a tease or/and please?

Anything in latex I don't need to over think.

Hugo Boss interesting character? I may have got that wrong as I just read this. While the Hugo Boss company did manufacture uniforms for the SS, SA, and Hitler Youth, the designs for these uniforms were created by Karl Diebitsch and Walter Heck, not by Hugo Boss or his company.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 9/27/2025 1:03:38 PM

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What's the fascination with maids, women and men, not a bigot here.

When I was single, my friend and I met bunch of 'so called' Doms that wanted their houses cleaned because they were lazy slobs in dress and in home. They thought that because they labeled themselves Doms we HAD to clean their house.

I don't clean my own house. I pay a cleaning service to come in once a week, why should I clean someone else's house?

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 9/29/2025 7:06:01 AM

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OsideGirl,
If only I could have thought of that way back then I wouldn't be typing here knee deep in cat hair and worse. I never understood why it was always man maids or sissy maids. I have never saw a women's profile say they were in part those types of maids. Women are too sensible for their own good but with the coming of Trump and those types they wont have the vote for much longer.

I don't clean my house as I simply open all the windows when its gale force winds and horizontal rain, and if I want a deep clean, during electrical storms.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/3/2025 4:19:27 AM

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OsideGirl,

not addressed but pardon me, I felt like replying ...

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If only I could have thought of that way back then I wouldn't be typing here knee deep in cat hair and worse. I never understood why it was always man maids or sissy maids. I have never saw a women's profile say they were in part those types of maids. Women are too sensible for their own good but with the coming of Trump and those types they wont have the vote for much longer.

I don't clean my house as I simply open all the windows when its gale force winds and horizontal rain, and if I want a deep clean, during electrical storms.

I don't think it is the sort of open-windows-in-a-gale sort of blowjob what those men have in mind when looking for a maid but it might be some "lord of the manor diddling a girl in flimsy dress"-sort of fantasy. Maybe Trumpeteers love that sort of ideas if they won't find any to clean the pee from their bedsheets and elsewhere.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/3/2025 9:51:54 AM

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Worry not I rarely look at who replies to who, or show off with that funny quote box. Logically if I dont clean my house I cannot be bother faffing around with those quotation boxes. Normally I just type and don't even use the reply button.

I should have kept mouth shut with the storm thing because Scotland and Northern Ireland are about to get hammered by one. Up to 100mph - what the fuck is that in Km/hr 160 or something. It has started. If you get lucky it will knock my power off and you wont hear a peek from me for a day or two.

I see my gate is no longer part of my fence any more, weighs a tonne too. I will get in fixed when it bring the fence down, but not the small fence because the before before storm brought that one down. Then I will do a house insurance claim

I do know America is about the only country in the world to use imperial but surprising UK, or people my age and older use half and half and both. Scary shit is most of us don't need calculators.

With the maid thing yes I have been asked over the years. Never by female maids though which is probably why I have cats.

Peoples sexuality or dress never bothered me.

With the maid and feather duster thing is it all about the thrill or tease, or both. If it was about the please they would bring their rubber gloves over and carbolic acid and start with ovens.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/10/2025 3:29:59 AM

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The "in reply to" the previous post is added automatically, so no need to worry. Reading helps anyway.The US sticking to imperial is a popular source of jokes like this satelite smashing into Mars because m/s was not a landing speed of miles per second but meters per second, WHAM. But what to expect from US education. The brain training for calc 10:16 is a good comparison to my childhood training 1:7, the previous exchange rate for Mark to Austrian Schilling long time ago. Btw the storm left when it arrived heer had only half its speed 80 km/h or 50 miles. It just rattled windows and brought snow on the mountains early. Maybe you find your gate under it? Melting glaciers can reveal funny things.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/16/2025 9:44:12 AM

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So what the hell is "the fast reply". Yes those storms can be really bad in Germany too, in that they pick up power after my half flatten hovel has taken edge off. We actually called one of those storms hurricane bawbag. My met office, your EU met office names are boring.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Bawbag

Your didn't call it Friedhelm did you? Sounds a little mundane to me unless that word has other meanings?

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/17/2025 3:20:39 AM

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Well, nobody does, except press. I guess those names are invented by a bored secretary while serving coffee. The terms of this naming habit were discussed in the papers during some dull summer heat wave some years ago, low pressure male, high pressure female, in alphabetical sequence. So some "F" male was next and Freddy or Fridolin already taken. Nobody cares.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/18/2025 10:12:43 AM

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As much as I ever followed the naming convention we and you might be alternating between a year of female names and one year of male names.

One of each and start with the other of each the next year.

If anything people should be complaining if you are not the the first 6-12 letters in the alphabet you never get storm named after you. Those poor "zyzzyva". I should never have looked that up I could have swore it was Zygote

https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/articles/cwy54xllpyno
The first of September marks the beginning of autumn in the meteorological world as well as the start of the annual 'storm season'.

It also heralds a new list of storm names as chosen by members of the public.

This year look out for Amy, Bram and Chandra which are due to be the first few named storms of the season.

They are named by the UK Met Office, Ireland's Met Éireann or the Netherlands' KNMI when they are forecast to cause "medium" or "high" impacts.

I am pretty sure the first name is a female, and Bram is dracula, and Chandra a telescope.

"Wubbo"! Any ideas?

"Tadgd" sounds 50/50 Irish or Dutch.

(The record for the number of named storms in a UK season is 12, set during the 2023/24 season. This season ran from September 2023 to August 2024 and included storms like Agnes and Lilian. This is a record since the Met Office began naming storms in the 2015/16 season. )

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 10/30/2025 10:01:30 AM

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"Wubbo"! Any ideas?

"Tadgd" sounds 50/50 Irish or Dutch.

(The record for the number of named storms in a UK season is 12, set during the 2023/24 season. This season ran from September 2023 to August 2024 and included storms like Agnes and Lilian. This is a record since the Met Office began naming storms in the 2015/16 season. )

Wubbo... the reaction of my stomach when I watch US news
Tadgd ... the sound of my toilet after washing the wubbo results down and out.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 11/1/2025 6:45:35 AM

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blnymph, Those storm names I looked up.

Tadhg - Irish boy's name meaning "poet" or "storyteller," pronounced "tyg" or "tyke" It must be that gibberish Gaelic the Irish speak.
Wubbo - Dutch (Wubbo Ockels.) So where the fuck is Holland and The Netherlands.

For your sins, like me, do you need to keep up with American news to engage with the unruly American's. Have you noticed that most American's can only talk about America and nowt else. That Foxshit news channel is bonkers. They should call it RT or is Musk going to use that name until keyboards come with swastika symbol as standard, like his. Or, Joseph Goebbels or channel Fourth Reich for short. I see the American's have opened up their concentration camps again and they can also denaturalise heir own citizens. Next they will be dragging people off the streets; all democrats and non pure whites. Scary is it not.

It is still quiet in here. Do people realize they need to log onto the the Forum using their username and password because some of them might be scratching their heads when their name comes up "Guest" and they cannot post.

I better bugger off back to politics and see what that muppet Boscox has been up too.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 11/2/2025 3:01:01 AM

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Since BBC or RTÈ or ORF keep one well-informed here about any American news nonsense there is no immediate need to get US media to get an overdose of eejit.
Yes I noticed about the range of American knowledge of the world spanning from Mr and Ms ouri to Pennsillytucky beginning and ending in 1776. Their religion consisting of the ten Amendments, or just the two.

Holland is where they pile the wubbo up to dykes (no, the dam ones!) for centuries to form a future land bridge to Norfolk or Kent for the Anglo and Saxon leftovers here to get them there when the North pole ice melts off. No more need to worry about the boats from Calais. Dry feet is the future.
Has Bosocks told you about the American rescue mission for the UK to avoid further Anglo-Saxon foreigners invading Britain by ignoring climate warming yet?

If not then Führage will tell you in his next campaign.

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RE: You ladies have been a bit quiet of late? - 11/7/2025 10:50:43 AM

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Eejit! You never fail to impress me but that originated in Ireland, then scotland not that I ever used that word. How did you come across that word? Do you have a direct translation or something near identical.

RTE still exits? Back in the day I was always trying to set my satellite dish for free porn channels. German porn was acceptable but not your weird stuff. RTE was a disappointment.

Who made Dark? I am close to rating it as the best TV show I ever saw. I can do it now if you like.
Tribes of Europa had potential to be its equal or better.

What is your thoughts on Bilde? Is that a tabloid or a mix between BBC and The Guardian.

Whilst I couldn't stop watching 8 Days (8 Tage) it was trash but addictive. It has the most beautiful ending I have witnessed in any show or film.

Has Bosocks told you about the American rescue mission for the UK to avoid further Anglo-Saxon foreigners invading Britain by ignoring climate warming yet? If not then Führage will tell you in his next campaign.

Nice word play. Comrade with Bosocks has the perfect ring. Thoughts on Comrade Cossock or is Comrade Bosocks better? Not that he will ever get it.

I have noticed over the decades he never comes on your groups? He ignores everything you say on politics group out with you are feeble woman and has no need to read women stuff as he is far too busy rabble rousing his hate on Incel sites.

I think his mummy allows him 1 hour internet time a day. I think Comrade Cossock mum is Elon Musk or Donald Trump. Comrade Cossock is a sort of less acknowledged Vivian Wilson (Vivian musk)

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