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WickedsDesire -> RE: Ted Cruz is seriously straitlaced (4/17/2016 7:01:58 AM)
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You have shocked my fragile little soul. I must be away on toes and of the internet; a foul and wretched land of woebegone aspect. And seek quiet, solitude and meditate. I always fancied the Isle of St Kilda. The veritable solitary man.
One day I will return to the flock, after I find enlightenment, or if I get sick of eating moss, wild haggis, and drinking from puddles.
And hardened by the light sea breeze (100mph on st kilda) I will possess the ability to use my shock vision and cause women to erupt like olde faithful with nothing more than a mere sideways glance, launching them clean into outer-space, with their women juice, and be able to levitate a nice piece of cheese via the power of carnal thought.
Ah, I seem to have posted this on the wrong forum, i shall leave it as a proof theorem, in that man cannot multi task Actually its probably valid for what half you lot are on about now.
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