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GotSteel -> Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 4:06:12 PM)

Have fun and maybe some jello shots but not enough that you can't mind your brains!





Aylee -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 4:14:37 PM)

NOW you tell me!

I thought that Easter was next week, so I had to do a quick run to the store for a few Easter basket goodies.




GotSteel -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 4:26:35 PM)

Glad to help, sadly there isn't enough time for you to make brain jello shots: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Zombie-Brains-Jello-Shots




DesideriScuri -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 6:07:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GotSteel
Have fun and maybe some jello shots but not enough that you can't mind your brains!


Now I have to wonder if the Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Rapture....




DaddySatyr -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 6:11:29 PM)


Happy Insensitive Yum-yums Pissing on Religion Day.



Michael




Kirata -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 6:24:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

Happy Insensitive Yum-yums Pissing on Religion Day.

Just when I was beginning to hope we could get through one Easter without this shit. But hey, maybe my sense of humor is defective. What do you think about wishing Jews celebrating Passover a "Happy Dead Goyim" day? Or how about wishing blacks a happy "Martin Lecher King" day? Oh wait, I know, "Happy Ramadick"!

Wow, I think I'm just getting started here. Let's see...

Edited to add: Hmm, just noticed the OP removed the pic. Half-credit.

K.





dcnovice -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 7:47:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GotSteel

Glad to help, sadly there isn't enough time for you to make brain jello shots: http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Zombie-Brains-Jello-Shots

OMG, those are hilarious!

Anyone know how they taste?

ETA: For that much prep, they need to be more than just a sight gag.




Aylee -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 7:51:16 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Kirata


quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr

Happy Insensitive Yum-yums Pissing on Religion Day.

Just when I was beginning to hope we could get through one Easter without this shit. But hey, maybe my sense of humor is defective. What do you think about wishing Jews celebrating Passover a "Happy Dead Goyim" day? Or how about wishing blacks a happy "Martin Lecher King" day? Oh wait, I know, "Happy Ramadick"!

Wow, I think I'm just getting started here. Let's see...

Edited to add: Hmm, just noticed the OP removed the pic. Half-credit.

K.




Martin Lecher King Day. . . That makes me giggle a bit.

Happy Dead Goyim Day. . . not really. Happy End of Plagues. . . maybe. Happy Last Plague. . . maybe. Happy Passover, now go paint the town bloody . . . That is funnier.

Ramadick? Not so much. I get tired of dick jokes. Look, it is Rama-DONE! I hope you were jannah-erous. That is punny.

Of course, I also celebrate Star Wars Day every year. [:D]




dcnovice -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/5/2015 9:01:52 PM)

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Of course, I also celebrate Star Wars Day every year.

May the Fourth be with you!




joether -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/6/2015 4:43:59 AM)

Epic Peep Jousting!




Lucylastic -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/6/2015 6:27:05 AM)

Je suis Charlie




MercTech -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/6/2015 2:04:46 PM)

Tongue firmly in cheek...

http://www.zombiejesusday.org/Home.aspx

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GotSteel -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/6/2015 7:40:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee
Ramadick? Not so much. I get tired of dick jokes. Look, it is Rama-DONE! I hope you were jannah-erous. That is punny.


How dare you blaspheme a sacred holiday of my faith! It's Ramendan.




Aylee -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/6/2015 7:56:12 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GotSteel


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
Ramadick? Not so much. I get tired of dick jokes. Look, it is Rama-DONE! I hope you were jannah-erous. That is punny.


How dare you blaspheme a sacred holiday of my faith! It's Ramendan.


Hahaha! What day is that, cause I would celebrate His Great Noodley-ness!




MercTech -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/7/2015 9:31:12 AM)

Go Pastafarians.... Arrrrrr




thompsonx -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/7/2015 10:40:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


Happy Insensitive Yum-yums Pissing on Religion Day.



Michael


I promise that if you will post a list of pagan days I will be an equal opportunity castigator of them.




thompsonx -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/7/2015 10:41:43 AM)

Ramadick....roflmfao....that is funny




GotSteel -> RE: Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (4/7/2015 3:44:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee
Hahaha! What day is that, cause I would celebrate His Great Noodley-ness!

June 17th

In the meantime if you're looking for some holidays to celebrate, we're in the middle of Pastover and Friday is coming up.




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