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cynthiamarie -> RE: New Dom/mes- Early Sessions (7/19/2006 9:07:12 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MistressJan Mistress Texas: That one is priceless. Makes me remember the first time I pulled a butt plug out of a slave. LOL Respectfully, Mistress_Jan Oh now...come on...what happened? No, I haven't used any butt plugs yet. quote:
Smacked myself in the ass. Hard. I had a welt for 3 days. Thank god he was facing the other way... *sigh* I did side cracking for the rest of the night... and sat on a pillow for a week. [:D] MistressTexas...someone I know who's been a long time Dom...accidentally popped himself on the nose with a whip he was using on a sub while at TES Fest this year...you're in good company. quote:
I simply lost it at this point. I fell to one knee then subsequently flat on my ass. I was so gone with the giggles, tears were leaking from the corners of my eyes. [:D] Thanks for sharing. quote:
I lost a dildo up a sub's ass once. It was just a shaft and I had it in as deep as possible when there was a mighty suction and it disappeared! I probed diligently while he moaned in absolute bliss. After 10 minutes or so, I realized there was no getting it out without telling him it was lost, so I told him it was missing and he needed to relax and give it back. It was extremely funny, but I haven't made that mistake since, I tell ya! lol That made my day, lol. That is what I had been scared of happening, and I kept wishing that the vibe had been longer and could have had...rope duct taped to the end like a tampon or something. [:D] quote:
He pauses....he does a lovely overhand throw.....and he brings down a good part of the heavy chandelier about 4 feet in front (and 10 feel ABOVE) his head! OMG, lol. quote:
The music starts...I'm a bit taken aback because it is NOT what I expected, and my slave mutters, in a perfect Irish accent "Aye, he's always after me Lucky Charms." [:D] This thread is so fun! *wishes it would go to ten pages or more...* quote:
well I was flogging him and happened to look down to see the new kitten with her claws out batting what it looked like from where I was standing his balls.. I have 7 cats, and I've just realized that they might cause problems if/when I start scening in my own home instead of just in motels. If I lock mine out of the bedroom, they're going to wail loudly at the door. *sighs* Mabye I'll lock them into the basement...or turn the basement into a dungeon...hm <WEG>. Okay all, my throat is sore and hoarse from laughing, and my belly hurts. *Hopes some others care to share more tomorrow*
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