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MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/4/2014 2:19:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I suggest telling it to do something else. Not an option. Computers that don't do what I tell them are fundamentally wrong. It's worse than a slave girl disobeying.

LadyPact -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/4/2014 2:45:48 PM)
Work from that angle, then. Tell it you don't keep things that don't submit to your will. Works for both computers and people. [:D]

littlewonder -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/4/2014 4:36:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Littlewonder: You are threatening to take it back to the shop. But it's new yet! If I threaten it by telling it I'm taking it back, I keep hoping I'll be intimidating enough to motivate it to get with the program! [8D] Didn't I order you to return that POS a week ago? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... uumm...the threat worked Master. It has shaped up and is working ever since. I don't think you have had any problems for a bit now. [:)]

Kana -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/4/2014 6:22:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder quote: ORIGINAL: Kana quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Littlewonder: You are threatening to take it back to the shop. But it's new yet! If I threaten it by telling it I'm taking it back, I keep hoping I'll be intimidating enough to motivate it to get with the program! [8D] Didn't I order you to return that POS a week ago? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... uumm...the threat worked Master. It has shaped up and is working ever since. I don't think you have had any problems for a bit now. [:)] Quite the gamble you are taking. It's literally your ass ;-)

LookieNoNookie -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/5/2014 7:14:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel Ask yourself this: what does it mean to sacrifice a virgin? Yes, there is blood involved, but if blood comes from her neck YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG! Words to live by.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/5/2014 7:15:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel quote: ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie I suggest telling it to do something else. Not an option. Computers that don't do what I tell them are fundamentally wrong. It's worse than a slave girl disobeying. That is a truly excellent point. I should have known that one.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/5/2014 8:36:43 PM)
I suggest you actually shoot it as a warning to others.

Darkfeather -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/5/2014 10:39:13 PM)
Whats with all the Computer Hate

littlewonder -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/5/2014 11:11:42 PM)
No computers were harmed in the making of this video. <ok, maybe one or two> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saz0djMeD5g

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/6/2014 12:08:16 PM)
Laughed my ass off at that. You owe me a new ass.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: This computer isn't doing what I tell it to. (1/6/2014 7:15:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland I suggest you actually shoot it as a warning to others. I'm sorry, I'm in subcommittee regards this...I am not at liberty to discuss the details.

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