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I've decided I know everything.... - 12/11/2013 5:30:25 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I was driving down I-5....and some radio dude was spewing some kind of bullshit and I thought...."He's a moron" (which, frankly, I think is true relatively often, reading comments herein) and then it dawned on me.....

"I actually know everything".

I have all the answers, I don't charge a gawdamned thing...but....no one calls and....I'm in the book.

(Go figure).

(It's actually frustrating).

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/11/2013 7:33:18 PM

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I think you should offer your answers on a hotline, like psychics do. But it would be the Lookie Hotline, and we can send in our questions and you tell us the answers! USE that gift. Otherwise you'll just become another cantankerous smart person and god knows we have enough of them

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/11/2013 8:27:05 PM

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Spirited Sub is right. You are going to have to take steps. Nothing quite so useless as a know-it-all no one listens too.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/11/2013 9:15:05 PM

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I'm very much on board with the psychic-esque LNN Helpful Hints Helpline. Except, in keeping with the psychic theme, HE calls YOU with answers to your most difficult and/ or private problems. Of course, the calls are recorded for broadcast. Better yet, it's a live radio show, aired in the wee hours of the morning.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/11/2013 10:01:27 PM

Toysinbabeland

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okay I actually, I have been waiting for this.
I was hoping to find someone that knew everything.
See, there's this question that I've always had.
its not like its important or anything especially to somebody else but it's always bothered me.

I'm pretty confident that because you know everything you're going to know the answer to this question...

when cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 2:42:18 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

okay I actually, I have been waiting for this.
I was hoping to find someone that knew everything.
See, there's this question that I've always had.
its not like its important or anything especially to somebody else but it's always bothered me.

I'm pretty confident that because you know everything you're going to know the answer to this question...

when cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

Was the cheese getting its picture taken while melting or still in a solid state?

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 2:46:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

okay I actually, I have been waiting for this.
I was hoping to find someone that knew everything.
See, there's this question that I've always had.
its not like its important or anything especially to somebody else but it's always bothered me.

I'm pretty confident that because you know everything you're going to know the answer to this question...

when cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

Was the cheese getting its picture taken while melting or still in a solid state?

Like Cheez Whiz? [pssst Lookie - remember 42 answers most questions]

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 2:46:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland
when cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

This is soooo simple....
To get that same smile, it says "Hi, it's MEEEEEEE!!!"

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 2:53:48 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Toysinbabeland

okay I actually, I have been waiting for this.
I was hoping to find someone that knew everything.
See, there's this question that I've always had.
its not like its important or anything especially to somebody else but it's always bothered me.

I'm pretty confident that because you know everything you're going to know the answer to this question...

when cheese gets it's picture taken what does it say?

Was the cheese getting its picture taken while melting or still in a solid state?

Like Cheez Whiz? [pssst Lookie - remember 42 answers most questions]

Oh no.....I'm not taking the easy way out LOL

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 3:18:19 PM

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Alright, here is your first test.

In about 50 billion years the sun will run out of hydrogen and start to fuse helium and become a red giant, expanding in size to swallow the earth.

How would you resupply the sun with enough hydrogen before that happens to prevent it.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 3:19:22 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Alright, here is your first test.

In about 50 billion years the sun will run out of hydrogen and start to fuse helium and become a red giant, expanding in size to swallow the earth.

How would you resupply the sun with enough hydrogen before that happens to prevent it.

FedEx.

(Didn't think I could figure that out....did you!)

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 3:22:15 PM

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but you didn't mention trucks or trains or rain or momma or gettin drunk.

Therefore, here is a picture of an ostrich with a hat on.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 3:37:48 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

but you didn't mention trucks or trains or rain or momma or gettin drunk.

Therefore, here is a picture of an ostrich with a hat on.

That was Awesome LOL !

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 7:47:29 PM

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Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/12/2013 10:11:57 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

Old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the questions.

(I knew that).

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/13/2013 5:06:28 AM

ShaharThorne

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Lookie, tell my post office to get my packages here NOW!!!! I need my pillows and mattress pad.

Thank goodness for Fingerhut...

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/13/2013 7:15:58 AM

jlf1961

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Never liked the quality from fingerhut, there are other places I prefer.

Now if Lookie can get a division worth of Hammer's Slammers type fusion powered tanks, it would be helpful in getting my plans for stabilizing the world governments into action...

Maybe 500 lances of Madcats and Madcat MkII battle mechs as well. Normal assault weapon configuration of course.

Geez, I am a sci fi geek.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/13/2013 8:42:29 AM

ShaharThorne

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Damn it...its raining and we get to miss my nephew singing at the bank...if the school is smart enough can cancel the program.

Also...I am out of chocolate and cereal. I recommend someone make an emergency run to the store and get me a large bag of M&Ms. I get the cereal tomorrow.

Mom won 3 dollars on the lotto...she is happy now.

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/13/2013 3:24:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Lookie, tell my post office to get my packages here NOW!!!! I need my pillows and mattress pad.

Thank goodness for Fingerhut...

Consider it done (and by the way....I knew you needed that done).

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RE: I've decided I know everything.... - 12/13/2013 3:34:03 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

Damn it...its raining and we get to miss my nephew singing at the bank...if the school is smart enough can cancel the program.

Also...I am out of chocolate and cereal. I recommend someone make an emergency run to the store and get me a large bag of M&Ms. I get the cereal tomorrow.

Mom won 3 dollars on the lotto...she is happy now.

You can thank me later.

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