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I think I have a way to straighten out politicians in DC - 11/6/2013 6:45:08 PM   
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I suggest we place a 120 zetaton dark energy device under the capital, when they refuse to cooperate and compromise, it detonates.

(zeta = 1 sextillion, or 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 tons

There may be some ecological effects that might prove problematic.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 3:27:32 AM   
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I was thinking that a mandatory cream pie to the face for the uncooperative ones might help but your idea certainly eliminates the guesswork.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 6:50:59 AM   
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...And avoids the unsightly six-hundred mile diameter crater and worldwide ejecta shower and nuclear winter that exterminates all higher-order life on Earth as we know it...

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 7:20:53 AM   
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...And avoids the unsightly six-hundred mile diameter crater and worldwide ejecta shower and nuclear winter that exterminates all higher-order life on Earth as we know it...


I did say there might be some ecological side effects that would be problematic.

And since we have no way to banish people off planet to some distant star system with an earth like planet as colonists....

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 7:55:12 AM   
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...And avoids the unsightly six-hundred mile diameter crater and worldwide ejecta shower and nuclear winter that exterminates all higher-order life on Earth as we know it...


I did say there might be some ecological side effects that would be problematic.

And since we have no way to banish people off planet to some distant star system with an earth like planet as colonists....

Hmmm, unless I'm wrong, according to Pournelle, the Alderson Drive should be coming along any day now. Unfortunately, with the Soviet Union history, the chances of a the Co-Dominium occurring are somewhat reduced. I do predict that within thirty years, we'll launch a true interstellar probe, and who knows? Maybe some egghead will have a Newtonian moment and figure out a shortcut to the stars. Stranger things have happened, and the math for it already exists. But, returning to the original intent of this thread, D.C. stands in the way. They don't want space travel to occur for the simple fact that a new frontier means that people can escape from the slavery it imposes on them. Only when it suits their needs, wants, and desires will it be allowed to advance. To quote Col. Corso: "Everything you've seen in Star Trek and Star Wars we can do already. The powers-that-be choose not to promote those technologies for reasons unrelated to technical issues."

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 8:17:32 AM   
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...And avoids the unsightly six-hundred mile diameter crater and worldwide ejecta shower and nuclear winter that exterminates all higher-order life on Earth as we know it...


I did say there might be some ecological side effects that would be problematic.

And since we have no way to banish people off planet to some distant star system with an earth like planet as colonists....

Hmmm, unless I'm wrong, according to Pournelle, the Alderson Drive should be coming along any day now. Unfortunately, with the Soviet Union history, the chances of a the Co-Dominium occurring are somewhat reduced. I do predict that within thirty years, we'll launch a true interstellar probe, and who knows? Maybe some egghead will have a Newtonian moment and figure out a shortcut to the stars. Stranger things have happened, and the math for it already exists. But, returning to the original intent of this thread, D.C. stands in the way. They don't want space travel to occur for the simple fact that a new frontier means that people can escape from the slavery it imposes on them. Only when it suits their needs, wants, and desires will it be allowed to advance. To quote Col. Corso: "Everything you've seen in Star Trek and Star Wars we can do already. The powers-that-be choose not to promote those technologies for reasons unrelated to technical issues."



Actually, Physicist Miguel Alcubierre has worked out a theory that will work under the current laws of physics for warp drive, it just depends on a rather unique power source, dark energy, or a pet black hole, or maybe harnessing the energy of a star generating a gamma ray burst at the exact instant the burst is generated.

It was postulated that everything in the movie 2001 could have been built by the end of the 70's if all the money had not been spent on the Vietnam war. But would that have kept Pan Am from going out of business?

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 12:37:08 PM   
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...And avoids the unsightly six-hundred mile diameter crater and worldwide ejecta shower and nuclear winter that exterminates all higher-order life on Earth as we know it...


I did say there might be some ecological side effects that would be problematic.

And since we have no way to banish people off planet to some distant star system with an earth like planet as colonists....

Hmmm, unless I'm wrong, according to Pournelle, the Alderson Drive should be coming along any day now. Unfortunately, with the Soviet Union history, the chances of a the Co-Dominium occurring are somewhat reduced. I do predict that within thirty years, we'll launch a true interstellar probe, and who knows? Maybe some egghead will have a Newtonian moment and figure out a shortcut to the stars. Stranger things have happened, and the math for it already exists. But, returning to the original intent of this thread, D.C. stands in the way. They don't want space travel to occur for the simple fact that a new frontier means that people can escape from the slavery it imposes on them. Only when it suits their needs, wants, and desires will it be allowed to advance. To quote Col. Corso: "Everything you've seen in Star Trek and Star Wars we can do already. The powers-that-be choose not to promote those technologies for reasons unrelated to technical issues."



Actually, Physicist Miguel Alcubierre has worked out a theory that will work under the current laws of physics for warp drive, it just depends on a rather unique power source, dark energy, or a pet black hole, or maybe harnessing the energy of a star generating a gamma ray burst at the exact instant the burst is generated.

It was postulated that everything in the movie 2001 could have been built by the end of the 70's if all the money had not been spent on the Vietnam war. But would that have kept Pan Am from going out of business?

I tried to call up the NASA white paper on this subject, but it's a dead link now, so I reverted to the Wikipedia article, from which I quote, "...Chris Van den Broeck of the Catholic University of Louvain in Belgium, in 1999, tried to address the potential issues.[18] By contracting the 3+1-dimensional surface area of the "bubble" being transported by the drive, while at the same time expanding the three-dimensional volume contained inside, Van den Broeck was able to reduce the total energy needed to transport small atoms to less than three solar masses. Later, by slightly modifying the Van den Broeck metric, Serguei Krasnikov reduced the necessary total amount of negative energy[disambiguation needed] to a few milligrams.[1][13]

In 2012, physicist Harold White and collaborators announced that modifying the geometry of exotic matter could reduce the mass–energy requirements for a macroscopic space ship from the equivalent of the planet Jupiter to that of the Voyager 1 spacecraft (~700 kg)[5] or less,[19] and stated their intent to perform small-scale experiments in constructing warp fields.[5] White proposed changing the shape of the warp bubble from a sphere to a doughnut shape.[20][21] Furthermore, if the intensity of the space warp can be oscillated over time, the energy required is reduced even more.[5] According to White, a modified Michelson-Morley interferometer could test the idea: one of the legs of the interferometer would appear to be a slightly different length when the test devices were energised.[19]
.."

The math is sound, much of the technical expertise and hardware is extant, all that remains is the desire, dedication, and most importantly of all, the money to begin the initial steps. Even if they build a functional drive tomorrow, we're still a century away from actualization because we (as a species) need to really learn how to exist in deep space. Any such vessel would, by necessity, have to be huge in order to justify the expense needed to construct and crew it. To do so, it would require a substantial amount of on-orbit infrastructure and resource extraction from native sources rather than from Earth itself. Planetary Resources has already started this process, but it will take a few decades before it becomes economically feasible to think along these lines.

This is why I personally feel that nationalized space agencies have outlived their usefulness. They're too beholden to the ruling party/electorate and the pawns of patronage and other forces. While I am loathe to even utter this, an organization like the UN would be better suited for humanity's long-term presence in space, rather than national governments or business. In the US, the two and four-year election cycles are the forces most responsible for our current piddle-party in NEO we call a space program. Virtually everything up there is only to serve issues and agendas down here. Even better would be a non-governmental organization totally independent of any business or government control (within reason, of course). Think of the Knights Templar in space, if you will. It would prove a nice counterpoint to fiction as well.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 3:38:41 PM   
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NASA paper
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20110015936_2011016932.pdf

While it is interesting and I do hope they keep on it the amount of energy does seem to be a serious impediment.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 3:42:58 PM   
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I suggest we place a 120 zetaton dark energy device under the capital, when they refuse to cooperate and compromise, it detonates.

(zeta = 1 sextillion, or 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 tons

There may be some ecological effects that might prove problematic.


Wouldn't such an explosion terminate life?

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/7/2013 5:58:11 PM   
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I suggest we place a 120 zetaton dark energy device under the capital, when they refuse to cooperate and compromise, it detonates.

(zeta = 1 sextillion, or 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 tons

There may be some ecological effects that might prove problematic.


Wouldn't such an explosion terminate life?



I repeat, I pointed out there might be some ecological effects that might be problematic.

The truth is that this topic was made in jest, and placed in the appropriate forum section. How someone took it as a serious discussion and move it here is beyond me.

I mean someone did point out the 600 mile wide crater that would result. And we have not yet harnessed dark energy.

I mean in reality, the whole plan makes as much sense as Wile E. Coyote putting a saddle on an ACME rocket to chase the road runner. And we all know how well that worked.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 7:26:36 AM   
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I suggest we place a 120 zetaton dark energy device under the capital, when they refuse to cooperate and compromise, it detonates.
(zeta = 1 sextillion, or 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 tons
There may be some ecological effects that might prove problematic.


I think the eco-nuts would object to burying that much filth in the rubble.

As far as the energy requirements for warp drive, just call up Scotty and borrow some dilithium crystals. Worked for them.


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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 1:37:21 PM   
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I suggest we place a 120 zetaton dark energy device under the capital, when they refuse to cooperate and compromise, it detonates.
(zeta = 1 sextillion, or 1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 tons
There may be some ecological effects that might prove problematic.


I think the eco-nuts would object to burying that much filth in the rubble.

As far as the energy requirements for warp drive, just call up Scotty and borrow some dilithium crystals. Worked for them.




Well people complain that my plan to initiate another ice age is deranged, evil, among other things.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 3:18:29 PM   
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NASA paper
http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/20110015936_2011016932.pdf

While it is interesting and I do hope they keep on it the amount of energy does seem to be a serious impediment.

Of course at present, we don't have a prayer of coming close to what's required to do that. But using other technologies as a benchmark, how long did it take for us to go from wood-framed canvas and wire contraptions with a modified motorcycle engine to Mach 3 at the edge of space (Wright Flyer to SR-71 in fifty-six years)? Granted, with the political impediments all space programs labor under, it could as easily proceed at the pace of boats and ships, which were essentially unchanged for three millenia or so until the late Renaissance.

But, if you follow the domino theory, once you start extracting and processing materiel on-site, you create the conditions for increased human presence, which engenders further developments in technologies for living, and further refining the industrial base, which can either use solar or the native vacuum to support fusion technology (it requires a vacuum to operate efficiently). Each of these things, and the hundreds or thousands of other inventions, techniques, and experiences all come together to create the Next Big Thing.

Or, we continue to go on as we are, squabbling over random patches of dirt until we either kill each other off, get center-punched by a cosmic body, suffer the after-effects of another supervolcano (Toba almost made us extinct 74,000 years ago), or some other species-ending disaster, dramatic or mundane. We (the human race) are like an toddler right now. We still sleep in a crib, but we've made tentative, if wobby, forays out into the hall. We have a choice-grow and learn, and spread out into the wilderness as we once did out of Africa, or stay in the crib, to live as a crippled child until the care system fails us, as it has before and will again. Think about it.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 6:38:51 PM   
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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 6:48:28 PM   
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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 7:12:04 PM   
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My first idea was to turn Lucy loose on em, but I have a bad feeling they would enjoy it too much.

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 7:16:57 PM   
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I know I would:) hehehehhehehe

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RE: I think I have a way to straighten out politicians ... - 11/8/2013 7:45:19 PM   
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We need new bomb control laws...most likely the NBA... National Bomb Association...not basketball...will say we have plenty of laws on the books now if we would only enforce them.

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