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LadyAnne68 -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 6:53:48 PM)
Knitting needles and some wool ought to do it.

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 8:55:24 PM)
If the aliens are lesbian, all we have to do is throw Anne Heche at them. The aliens will be so busy expressing their righteous and vaunted outrage in forms of torure that (hopefully) will take a month for finish, all of us can escape or sneak around them with that snazzy new mini-gun featured on page 2.

SWDesertDom -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 9:10:43 PM)
Handheld radio uplink to an orbiting starship capable of orbital bombardment.

jlf1961 -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 9:19:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SWDesertDom Handheld radio uplink to an orbiting starship capable of orbital bombardment. Sorry but the only starships close enough for that to happen are the ones belonging to my superiors. I have repeatedly tried to get them to bomb political gatherings of both parties and out door gatherings of congress with water balloons, no luck, nor my suggestions that they cloak the ship and drop a few thousand tons of fresh cow manure on the capital and project a booming voice from the sky saying, "Get your shit together, none of you speak for me, and you are beginning to piss me off."

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 9:23:50 PM)
or we could just feed the aliens Arby's for an hour. then their arteries (or equivalent) turn to hard rubber.

garyFLR -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 9:57:40 PM)
Lady Anne & NBA, I knew you two would get in on this [:D]!

NoBimbosAllowed -> RE: Alien invasion. (10/5/2013 10:01:29 PM)
That was a Black Caviar bet, muh man! [:D]

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