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Lucylastic -> Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 8:47:44 AM)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html I love this LOL ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.” The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President. “Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.” As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic. “If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.” Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.” After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

Yachtie -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 9:02:42 AM)
"I wrestle bears." Hysterical stuff. [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 9:12:59 AM)
heh yep I thought so

thishereboi -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 10:21:33 AM)
quote: President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.” Priceless [:)]

Kirata -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:12:05 AM)
Holy shit. Well, that cements Obama's title as Narcissist in Chief. K.

DarkSteven -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:13:31 AM)
Um, folks, please note that the blog is intended to be more humorous than factual.

FatDomDaddy -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:17:53 AM)
It's a shame it's not real. It's funny though. Clever too. And...I am sure it is exactly what President Obama thinks but he doesn't have the balls to say so, not even in Diplomatic Speak. Hell Putin called the President a liar (yeah he aimed it at Kerry, but the inference was Kerry lying for his boss) and we did noting to dispute it.

Kirata -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:21:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Um, folks, please note that the blog is intended to be more humorous than factual. Yanno, that only just slowly dawned on me as I was checking the news. Jeez. More coffee, please. K.

MarieDomina -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:25:16 AM)
I am sure that is what he is thinking.

Kirata -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:38:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MarieDomina I am sure that is what he is thinking. Heh. Could be. But hey, I just woke up and was shuffling around half-conscious getting my first cup of coffee when the first thing that hit me was Obama going on about how we have to get ourselves involved in yet another bloody mess overseas. After that, I was primed to believe anything. I'll be back on Earth after another cup or two. K.

subrob1967 -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 12:53:55 PM)
I don't know about President Obama calling Putin a jackass, but I do know that there's a former Iranian Official threatening to rape one of the Obama girls. It's a shame that the rest of the world thinks our President is such a weak leader... But then again, Putin wrestles bears.

DesideriScuri -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 1:09:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subrob1967 I don't know about President Obama calling Putin a jackass, but I do know that there's a former Iranian Official threatening to rape one of the Obama girls. It's a shame that the rest of the world thinks our President is such a weak leader... But then again, Putin wrestles bears. I know, right? I'm sure Obama wrestles Michelle. A bear has nothing on her arms! [:D]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 5:29:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/09/g20-ends-abruptly-as-obama-calls-putin-a-jackass.html I love this LOL ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.” The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President. “Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.” As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic. “If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.” Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.” After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home. Sumpin tells me this ain't right.

Lucylastic -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 5:47:51 PM)
Did you take Kiratas coffeee???grins

stef -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 9:13:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata Holy shit. Well, that cements Obama's title as Narcissist in Chief. Hey, did you hear they took the word gullible out of the dictionary? [image]http://www.inertdomain.com/images/rolleye.gif[/image]

Kirata -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/7/2013 11:58:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef Hey, did you hear they took the word gullible out of the dictionary? I must have an old one. [:)] K.

Politesub53 -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/8/2013 5:15:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Kirata quote: ORIGINAL: stef Hey, did you hear they took the word gullible out of the dictionary? I must have an old one. [:)] K. Finally, we agree. [8D]

Zonie63 -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/8/2013 7:27:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Um, folks, please note that the blog is intended to be more humorous than factual. Understood, although many a truth is spoken in jest. Not factual, but it still seems to capture the essence just the same.

Kirata -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/8/2013 12:12:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Politesub53 Finally, we agree. [8D] Still sore, eh? [:D] K.

tj444 -> RE: Obama calls Putin a Jackass (9/9/2013 9:58:52 AM)
I saw this article today and thought of this thread.. apparently.. "Vladimir Putin Became The Chuck Norris Of International Politics".. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/vladimir-putin-became-chuck-norris-152909306.html [sm=rofl.gif]

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