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MalcolmNathaniel -> I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/10/2013 11:37:31 PM)

It warns against cooking bacon in the nude.

Apparently cooking sausage in the middle of the night is no different.



ShaharThorne -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/10/2013 11:41:57 PM)

I have always advised about cooking in the nude. No bacon or sausage, same goes with the deep fryer.

I prefer salads anyway...no cooking and getting the triple washed organic ones is better than plain heads since I like baby spinach.



PeonForHer -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 5:32:34 AM)

Every accident I've had in the home in the last decade, I've realised, has come as a result of cooking late at night. A friend who works in a casualty at the local hospital says that a high proportion of these cooking accidents are specifically to do with getting stuff out of the freezer and trying to separate bits.



deliriuminabox -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 5:35:51 AM)

I feel bad for laughing but this was kinda funny.



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 7:48:14 AM)

I put a bathrobe on to cook if I'm not dressed. It always used to make my husband uneasy after he saw a show in which a woman was burned up after the sleeve of her robe caught fire. And then one day when I was cooking something on the gas stove I set my waist-length hair on fire. So then he had something different to worry about.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 10:19:16 AM)

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I checked that cookbook out on Amazon, which was really pointless since I don't know how to cook, and ended up with $100 worth of books in my cart. That'll teach me to read cooking threads. But I'll never cook bacon nude now, so I guess it was worth the detour.



MasterCaneman -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 12:08:23 PM)

Get one of these.. They work and look great on either party. Even though my GF ain't kinky, she loves hers!.

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TallullahHk -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 1:38:24 PM)

Pop that bacon in the oven! No worries about grease splatters :)



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 2:18:56 PM)

"The Seducers Cookbook" is a good read, even if you aren't a foodie.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 2:30:30 PM)

There are 2, one from the 1960s by Mimi Sheraton ($100 on Amazon) and one from the 80s by James Chatto for around $20. Which one are you reading?

Seducer's Cookbook on Amazon



MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 2:55:15 PM)

The one by Mimi Sheraton. I didn't know that there was a newer one.

But if THAT book is going for a C-note then my book collection is worth more than I thought.



DesFIP -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 3:12:48 PM)

Also I warn about pouring boiling water in the nude. Slight splash this morning. Teaches me to make tea with my eyes not quite open.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I have a book called "The Seducers Cookbook." (8/11/2013 3:34:46 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel

The one by Mimi Sheraton. I didn't know that there was a newer one.

But if THAT book is going for a C-note then my book collection is worth more than I thought.

I just checked eBay; there is only one and it's listed for $90! Must be a damned good read. Now I am going to hesitate every time I go sell a load of books to the used bookstore.



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