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What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 7:59:02 AM   
OneGuyOneCamera


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Status: offline 		Something that made me laugh today, profiles of 18 year old girls... who joined several years ago lol. Did they really join when they were 15 or do they just think we're all stupid?
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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 9:24:40 AM   
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Status: offline 		They think we're stupid. However the site also doesn't automatically update your age, so if you joined at 18 and didn't manually update every birthday it could be a genuine mistake.

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 9:40:34 AM   
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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 10:56:25 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		This is not funny but the following comment on Facebook was.

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You stick your hand into a wet dark hole, you get what you deserve.


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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 12:38:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		A friend of mine got warned at work today for inappropriate behaviour. Specifically, openly rating his work colleagues in order of tastiness, in case a future disaster made it necessary to turn to cannibalism.

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 12:53:53 PM   
tommonymous


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Status: offline 		^^ This. This made me laugh today. Partly because I often joke about the world around me being both my pantry and my bathroom.

Thanks Apocalypso.

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 1:07:48 PM   
inxsboy666


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Status: offline 		there was a guy a big fat banker walking down the street wearing a tuxedo that was a little too tight and puffing on a big cigar so i ran into the pie store and bought a banana cream pie and hit him right in the face with it and he wiped the cream off his face and his monocle fell off and he went "HRUMPH" and tried to chase me but i scampered away i laughed and laughed

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 1:35:01 PM   
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A friend of mine got warned at work today for inappropriate behaviour. Specifically, openly rating his work colleagues in order of tastiness, in case a future disaster made it necessary to turn to cannibalism.


This was a good one :)

I also laughed when I learned what the boss wanted by EOD.



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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 2:07:11 PM   
CynthiaWVirginia


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ORIGINAL: OneGuyOneCamera

Something that made me laugh today, profiles of 18 year old girls... who joined several years ago lol. Did they really join when they were 15 or do they just think we're all stupid?


My first laugh of the day came when I read Kana's comment in this thread: 'Why are so many girls unwilling to date a shorter guy?'

It was so unexpected that I almost ruined bo's keyboard (hot tea).

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 5:18:40 PM   
OneGuyOneCamera


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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

They think we're stupid. However the site also doesn't automatically update your age, so if you joined at 18 and didn't manually update every birthday it could be a genuine mistake.


If that's the case then this site really needs updating.

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 5:37:15 PM   
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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 7:29:52 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not a damn thing unfortunately. It was a miserable day at work and I ended up staying late to rebuild an entire site for a team because the old site has so much damage to it that I got tired of dealing with it and they needed it done ASAP for class purposes.

And of course on top of all that I had 3 others down my back for projects they need done. Since my backup left the job, I now have no one to help out. ggggrrrrr.

So yeah....not a damn thing.

That's why I come here.

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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/10/2013 7:33:12 PM   
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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/11/2013 7:13:18 AM   
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RE: What made you laugh today? - 7/11/2013 8:10:39 AM   
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