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Peace through Pork - 6/15/2013 8:28:04 PM

Kirata

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New Ammo Cancels Free Ticket To Terrorist Paradise

Whether martyrs for Allah actually receive a reward of 72 virgins in Paradise, is open for debate among Muslims, but what is not debatable is the fact that there are Islamist preachers who use this promise to encourage young men to engage in jihad...

So how do you deal with religious extremists who believe that dying for their faith is an Express Ticket to Paradise?

A company in northern Idaho has come up with a culturally sensitive solution. Jihawg Ammo has developed a proprietary system for infusing ballistic paint with pork. The special pork-infused paint is then applied to the bullets of loaded ammunition.

The inclusion of pork in the paint makes the bullets haraam, or unclean. Under Islamic law, anyone who comes in contact with any haraam item is then unclean, and must engage in a cleansing ritual. No unclean person can be admitted into Paradise. Do not pass Go. Do not collect 72 virgins.

I predict an IDF contract in this company's future.

K.

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RE: Peace through Pork - 6/16/2013 2:29:14 PM

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Cue the butthurt in 3...2...1...,

Seriously, this is going to largely be a novelty item (and yes, I will pull out all the stops to lay my infidel hands on a couple boxes) more than anything. The makers could really monkeywrench this thing by also using the color scheme to support breast cancer. Yes, I'm probably going to hell for that, as well as many, many other things. Flame on!

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RE: Peace through Pork - 6/16/2013 2:43:28 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Indian_Rebellion_of_1857

More likely to cause a rebellion as in this case.

As George Santanyana said, "those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."

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RE: Peace through Pork - 6/16/2013 3:39:45 PM

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I would think you would encourage...hell demand ...that so called moderate leaders of the Islamic faith loudly and forcefully dispel this notion of murderers receiving rewards from God. And they do it with Qur'an page and verse.

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RE: Peace through Pork - 6/16/2013 5:12:27 PM

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Even if the doors of Heaven were open - they are not at the moment - most Muslims would find them closed: being too ugly and / or having too small a mind to be wellcomed.

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