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Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 10:54:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-stolen-id-drivers-license-154712609.html

Durrrr....

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 11:22:52 AM   
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Status: offline 		This is one reminds me of an older story. When the teller told the bank robber that she would give him the money, but he first had to show her two forms of id....


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20043953-504083.html

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 1:43:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		haha that is kinda funny. not that the girl had her stuff stolen or that the woman who presented the id was caught etc. but to be 26 and id's for alcohol only to produce someone else's id... super funny to me.

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 3:53:06 PM   
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/applebees-waitress-stolen-id-drivers-license-154712609.html

Durrrr....


Durrrr indeed LOL

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 7:56:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Even scarier I know the waitress

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/7/2013 9:19:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		Now that is an instant karma moment.

I had an encounter with a stupid criminal last summer. An order of checks was mailed to my old address, and the dumb bitch who lived there (since evicted) wrote herself a nice fat check and signed my name. The wheels of justice turned slowly enough to be annoying, but she spent some time in county, and is probably still picking up trash a day or two a week.

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/8/2013 2:56:55 AM   
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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/8/2013 6:33:29 AM   
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Now that is an instant karma moment.

I had an encounter with a stupid criminal last summer. An order of checks was mailed to my old address, and the dumb bitch who lived there (since evicted) wrote herself a nice fat check and signed my name. The wheels of justice turned slowly enough to be annoying, but she spent some time in county, and is probably still picking up trash a day or two a week.


Think she learned her lesson? Me either

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/8/2013 9:15:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		We had someone break into the shop a couple years ago. The work truck keys nicely inside the ignition was parked outside. After being foiled by C's magnificent shop door, the guy decides to steal the truck. Broke the window (of the unlocked door), ripped out all the wiring, and spent quite a while trying to Hotwire it.... Never did get it going.


Herp derp, breaking and entering under the influence.

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/8/2013 10:08:57 AM   
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Status: offline 		Maybe we should start the Durrrrwin Awards

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/9/2013 9:33:30 AM   
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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/9/2013 9:46:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Well Level,I have a criminal to nominate.A few years ago in a small town not too far from me,a criminal broke into a auto parts store and tries breaking into the cash register.He then notices a camera pointed at him and being the bright person he is,he stole the camera and goes back to the register.But then he notices another camera...and yes,he stole that one too...and the other 2 in the store.But the one thing he did NOT steal was the machine that was recording the video feed of his face close up while he was stealing the cameras...

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/9/2013 11:46:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		He's a genius! I guess we should be glad there aren't many criminal mastrminds.

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RE: Stupid Criminals - 3/9/2013 1:28:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lol, I love these kinda stories....

Can't remember the exact details now, but it was from one of those "Darwin Awards" emails that do the rounds.

There were two banks on opposite sides of a street or mall. Potential bank robber walks into one and writes his "this is a holdup" msg on that bank's letterhead. But there's a long queue....

So he takes his note across the way to the other bank and presents it to a teller. The fast thinking girl rejects it because of the letterhead and tells him he'll hafta present at the other bank for service. And he does as she calls the Police....

Focus.

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