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LookieNoNookie -> Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:11:18 PM)

I have a really huuuuge place (4,000 sf)....I'd like to have some company.

Concrete floors....gigantor W/D (could put a linebacker in it...not that you would but....the SeaHawks did actually kick the asses of those who both lost and won)), killer cat (which will sleep with me by the way....and if you find a way to get her to sleep with you....I will kill you).

Ain't gonna do a whole Craigslist extravaganza here but...it's awesome. I have an art wall. Just for art. It's a wall I placed just for art. If you don't understand that....don't call me....it's just for art. One wall. (I like art) Can't describe it enough....one singular place (art). Love art.

I have art throughout my place (I'm kind of into that).

Would like to have a Domme living here....need some company...gotta have all your (own) teeth.

Okay...there it is.

Seattle area....gotta be over 40.....(I'm 54 but most people tell me I don't look a day over 53, 11 months, 3 weeks, 4 days, 17 hours).

Please don't contact me if; you don't have a job, are missing several teeth, need tires, can't afford insurance (want me to provide insurance), have rust on the front quarter panel of your Pinto Station Wagon, don't have a Pinto station wagon, wish you had one or are late in rent or mortgage by 1+ months).

There ya have it.

I'd just like some life in this building.

Something beautiful to wake up to.

JJ




ShaharThorne -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:27:21 PM)

Damn it..I got some teeth missing. Guess that leaves me out.




OsideGirl -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:29:13 PM)

Damn, and I was just looking at that Pinto Runabout yesterday morning......




poise -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:42:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
Would like to have a Domme living here....need some company...gotta have all your (own) teeth.

And here I thought you were a boob man. [:(]




Baroana -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:48:46 PM)

I'll need seven hundred dollars.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:55:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Damn, and I was just looking at that Pinto Runabout yesterday morning......


It is a fine road vehicle.

If you exclude that whole blowing up thing...

Vinyl IS the new leather, if of course, it were more closely related to vinyl.




neewbie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:57:29 PM)

There were a few gg's left out of a word. That's 2000 dollars please dont sue me I am so poor but so rich in spirit. AnyBody else see my picture maybe thats what they were talking about. Now I get it. Thanks for the support and the bras sent!




ShaharThorne -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:57:37 PM)

I forgot that fireproof underwear was needed for the Pintos...




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 6:59:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: poise


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
Would like to have a Domme living here....need some company...gotta have all your (own) teeth.

And here I thought you were a boob man. [:(]


Well, I am focused on refined things but....a Pinto Wagon does offer something that suggests upward mobility.

I'll cover the art, chandeliers, and the finer things but...a man has to have some limits.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 7:01:36 PM)

Ya know....some of my art is worth well into the 40 and 65 dollar range.

I have some with reaches into the 3 figures. Well over 100 bucks....between 110 - 135 bucks.

That's right baby.




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 8:36:10 PM)

I was thinking about replacing the right quarter panel to get rid of the rust, but Im not Seattle area, and I have MUCHO cats....wait, you didnt specify, do you pay relocation costs?? [:D][:D][:D][:D]




Muttling -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 8:46:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


I'd just like some life in this building.

Something beautiful to wake up to.




My dog thinks I'm beautiful, especially when I have bacon. Does that count?

[image]http://photos.somd.com/data/670/funny-dog-pictures-dog-runs-to-bacon.jpg[/image]




xLaChienne -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/8/2013 8:59:44 PM)

I am in Seattle for a few more days but I don't have a pinto whatever!




LadyPact -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 2:48:35 AM)

Didn't I answer this ad once already?




TNDommeK -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 3:24:08 AM)

My pinto has no rust, however, the front right tire is in bad shape. Plus, I'll need insurance just to drive up there...ya know, in case the tire blows out. But I'll be willing to overlook all that if you can send my current dom 1000 (us) dollars for my release and he will send me to you.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 7:10:27 AM)

Hmmmmmmm




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 7:11:45 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Didn't I answer this ad once already?



I think so, but we haven't finalized all the details yet.




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 7:12:50 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie


I'd just like some life in this building.

Something beautiful to wake up to.




My dog thinks I'm beautiful, especially when I have bacon. Does that count?

[image]http://photos.somd.com/data/670/funny-dog-pictures-dog-runs-to-bacon.jpg[/image]


Hahahahahahahahaha




Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 8:15:39 AM)

Lookie, in the grand scheme of things, just how important ARE teeth, really?




ShaharThorne -> RE: Is this the place for this? (Sue me). (2/9/2013 8:56:47 AM)

For me, the lack of teeth means better BJs....





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