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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 1:56:43 PM

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Can't help but chuckle at that one, especially taking the offending objects with them lol

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 1:58:27 PM

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The best practical joke I ever pulled.
I had a neighbor who was in law enforcement. 95% of those people are awesome human beings. He was one of the 5%. I even caught the guy ripping the TV cable out of the side of my house once. He tried to hide behind a tree but his gut stuck out so far it gave him away.
After I moved, I went to a neighboring town and paid cash for a money order. I took the money order to another town and mailed in the subscription card for 3 years of "Blue Boy Magazine" to be sent to him at the office.
I figured he might be able to discontinue the magazine but the junk mail train to his desk at the precinct would continue for a decade or more.

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 2:02:25 PM

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Best one I ever saw was a neighbor in the dorm.
Dont EVER mess with a chemist.
Her roommate was a cheerleader at UM and was damn certain that everyone would know it. Finally, my friend got tired of her shit and replaced a certain amount of her cologne with ethyl mercaptan.
Ethyl Mercaptan is the stuff they put in natural gas in parts per million amounts to make it stink so badly. (natural gas is odorless).
It has been called the stinkiest substance known. It doesnt wash off skin either.

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 3:39:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

The best practical joke I ever pulled.
I had a neighbor who was in law enforcement. 95% of those people are awesome human beings. He was one of the 5%. I even caught the guy ripping the TV cable out of the side of my house once. He tried to hide behind a tree but his gut stuck out so far it gave him away.
After I moved, I went to a neighboring town and paid cash for a money order. I took the money order to another town and mailed in the subscription card for 3 years of "Blue Boy Magazine" to be sent to him at the office.
I figured he might be able to discontinue the magazine but the junk mail train to his desk at the precinct would continue for a decade or more.

I really like this idea, it's brilliant. I wonder if you can even order magazines through the mail anymore.

I need a good idea for someone that can't be traced back to me.

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 3:48:24 PM

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Our work crew once hid our bosses pager (pre cell phone days) in the ceiling panel above his desk. He could hear it go off but never found it. It drove him crazy.I thought he would tear that office apart looking for it. After a couple of days it reappeared on his desk.

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 4:07:04 PM

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revenge is soo sweet...especially when served cold

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RE: Revenge - 1/21/2013 4:17:10 PM

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I was going to be a good girl and not tell this, but I can't help myself.

Dating an attorney when I have to fire my divorce attorney. Since we're all done but the signing, I ask the guy I'm dating to go with me to the festivities. I'm a little weepy beforehand...if you've ever been divorced, you know what I mean. Even if you want it, there's this nagging doubt...

Anyhow. Morning of the event. I meet him at a hotel to "go over" stuff. I come in, he grabs me, throws me down, and fucks me hard. He says, "Ok, get your clothes on and lets go."
Me: Ok, let me take a shower.
Him: I said get dressed now.
Me: Yes Sir.

We get there, go to the little room next to the courtroom. He grabs me, kisses me, puts his hand under my skirt and squeezes, hard. Then he smiles, leaves the room, and extends his hand to...
Him: Hello, Mr. Smith, I'm Mrs. Smith's attorney.
And shakes the ex's hand.

We don't date anymore, but I will always love him for that.

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RE: Revenge - 1/22/2013 1:52:21 AM

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OP, thanks for the laugh. I'll be repeating your story! LOL

I don't believe in revenge, generally speaking, because karma exists. For example, I never even wished for harm to come to my ex. But, I refer to his current wife as "karma." Her refers to her as a shrew and insufferable. I can just sit back and eat some popcorn, enjoying their show.

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RE: Revenge - 1/22/2013 2:45:07 AM

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That reminds me of the guy who saw a ad in the paper for a vintage sports car . It was only $20 so he thought it was a model he wanted and went to get it .
He gets to the house and the woman shows him to the back where the car is partked and in mint condition . She told him it was her husbands and she was divorcing him .
He gave her $20 and she gave him a clean title . I always thought it was a joke till I saw it on fact or fiction and it turned out to be true .

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RE: Revenge - 1/22/2013 2:49:08 AM

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I really like this idea, it's brilliant. I wonder if you can even order magazines through the mail anymore.

Yes, you can. I recently ordered a magazine subscription by mailing in a card which was included in the issue of the magazine I purchased.

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RE: Revenge - 1/22/2013 2:59:46 AM

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That's a very cute story, OP.

I don't do things like that because I think it would be very immature on my part.

And besides, I find the natural course of life provides the best paybacks.

If this were true my ex husband would have been hit by a bus a LOOOOONG time ago

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