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LookieNoNookie -> Does anyone know where.... (12/14/2012 4:28:55 PM)
I can get a pin up girl to live with me....just someone to be there when I get home and look like Betty Paige (her...not me), she'll spank me every other day, maybe spit at me a few times...you know...the basics.... (And PLEASE....none of this "we're not fetish delivery systems" crap....I'm willing to pay....a carton of smokes every week and 50 bucks for gas EVERY month whether she needs it or not!). (Am I a giver or what?). I feel I give too much.

came4U -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/14/2012 10:12:42 PM)
Ask Red, I heard he is the man who can get you anything... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt75VjvRW34 (what are you planning to do with this pin up girl? planning on escaping from here??)

theRose4U -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 4:22:31 AM)
I'm thinking the plan was to keep her tied up in the basement while he travels & maid/cook when he's around. Or is this not version 69 of the roommate with benefits idea?

theRose4U -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 4:23:43 AM)
Damn late night double post[X(]

FelineFae -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 4:41:15 AM)
Find out where your local roller-derby teams hold their matches. Leave a trail of chocolates between there and your house. You're on your own after that. [sm=dunno.gif]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 4:41:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theRose4U I'm thinking the plan was to keep her tied up in the basement while he travels & maid/cook when he's around. Or is this not version 69 of the roommate with benefits idea? Hmmmmm......and have her pay rent....I'm liking this concept.

kalikshama -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 6:39:16 AM)
What's your Mom going to think about this intruder?

theRose4U -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 10:53:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama What's your Mom going to think about this intruder? That's a good one[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 5:04:41 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama What's your Mom going to think about this intruder? She's upstairs in a wheelchair....no prob.

TheHeretic -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/15/2012 9:28:48 PM)
Try the Philippines.

MercTech -> RE: Does anyone know where.... (12/17/2012 3:34:14 AM)
Go on craigslist and offer free room and board to strippers?

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