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jlf1961 -> Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 5:13:00 AM)
In a poll last summer, 2/3's of the people asked said the President Obama was best suited to handle an alien invasion. IN other words, Obama won re-election because more UFO believers voted in this election and they think we are about to be invaded. However, any sci fi fan knows that Sigourney Weaver is the best possible choice to handle an alien invasion. Besides, she still looks good in her underwear. President Obama Better Suited to Handle Alien Invasion Than Mitt Romney, Survey Finds

Moonhead -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 7:54:51 AM)
Captain Magicpants is more likely to kneel before Zod?

Aylee -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 9:08:08 AM)
Well, there was that maple syrup that went missing not that long ago. It could be aliens.

jlf1961 -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 11:52:23 AM)
As I said, the liberal voters are probably a little on the crazy side, OR there were a lot of independent voters who believe in UFO's who voted for Obama

Moonhead -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 1:32:44 PM)
Well, if they believed in magic underpants, rather than UFOs, they'd have voted for the Moomin, wouldn't they? [:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 2:10:39 PM)
quote: However, any sci fi fan knows that Sigourney Weaver is the best possible choice to handle an alien invasion. Besides, she still looks good in her underwear. Word. If hostile aliens were to invade, Sigourney would suffocate all of them by sitting on their faces. I know this because I saw it once in a (very invigorating) dream.

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 2:20:08 PM)
Ahhh...good, my evil machine is working

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/9/2012 2:30:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer quote: However, any sci fi fan knows that Sigourney Weaver is the best possible choice to handle an alien invasion. Besides, she still looks good in her underwear. Word. If hostile aliens were to invade, Sigourney would suffocate all of them by sitting on their faces. I know this because I saw it once in a (very invigorating) dream. I had that dream too. (Tell me that's a fluke!)

Aswad -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/10/2012 6:08:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: jlf1961 However, any sci fi fan knows that Sigourney Weaver is the best possible choice to handle an alien invasion. Besides, she still looks good in her underwear. I'll admit you had me at "Sigourney Weaver in her underwear", but isn't she a pacifist? IWYW, — Aswad.

LadyPact -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/10/2012 11:23:19 AM)
I didn't realize aliens had that much of an impact. I thought it was all about the zombie apocalypse now. Man, I just don't keep up on My politics.

OsideGirl -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/10/2012 11:30:36 AM)
And this doesn't belong in off topic....

tazzygirl -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/10/2012 11:31:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl And this doesn't belong in off topic.... The Admins moved it here from Politics.

TakingHerAway -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/10/2012 11:28:35 PM)
Nobama. No. Bama.

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/11/2012 3:30:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TakingHerAway Nobama. No. Bama. Know Bama. No Bama.

Silentrunner26 -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/17/2012 1:23:51 AM)
If he was supse to be so great at stopping an invasion why are there still so many aliens in this country ?

VideoAdminChi -> RE: Here is the real reason Obama won reelection. (12/17/2012 6:03:34 PM)
The OP is about UFO type aliens, which is why I moved it from P&R [8D]

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