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I went to the bathroom and stuck my finger down my throat to make myself throw up. . . Well this time i had 2 fingers down my throat as far as i could reach and....nothing. My gag reflex is almost gone.

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Has anyone else shared concern about how sucking cock can lead to food poisoning? No . . . I think not. You are all cruel bastards, just like I was at the dinner table. [:)]

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

^ Ron must be on vacation to pass by this.


Seriously, we were sitting at the table and I ate 1/2 of the prosciutto before I realized it was bad. I looked at her and mentioned that it was turning. The look on her face bordered on panic. She got a real bad case of food poisoning once and really didn't want an encore performance. She asked to be excused so she could use the restroom. When she returned she had this forlorn look on her face. She sat down and said, "I couldn't . . . I couldn't make myself throw up". She looked at me saying "it's your fault you know". I searched myself and desperately tried to conjure sympathy for the loss of her gag reflex from deep throating me but I was unable to conjure anything sincere. Instead, I suggested she start a thread.

Did my fellow forum members turn out with expressions of sympathy, mourning the loss of her gag reflex? Has anyone else shared concern about how sucking cock can lead to food poisoning? No . . . I think not. You are all cruel bastards, just like I was at the dinner table. [:)]

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

Buttermilk with mustard makes a good emetic if you don't have ipecac in the first aid kit.

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ORIGINAL: samdarella

Yes, its true in a round about way. The other day i opened a package of Italian style deli meats wrapped around mozzarella cheese. Master loves this kind of thing. Thought it would be better for us than a sandwich as there was no bread. The package didn't expire until Jan 2013. I was eating one of the prosciutto ones when Master bit into one also. He had already tried the others. After 2 bites He looked at it and sniffed it. Fuck, it had turned. The other 2 kinds were in separate trays and they were good. So damn it, i already ate one. I went to the bathroom and stuck my finger down my throat to make myself throw up. I've done this in the past, then used full strength Listerine and it has worked to keep me from getting a food borne illness. No, i don't make a habit of eating bad food but i have had food poisoning before and prefer not to repeat it. I would rather puke now. Well this time i had 2 fingers down my throat as far as i could reach and....nothing. My gag reflex is almost gone. I came back laughing, with minty fresh breath. When i told Him about my dilemma He smiled and called me His good girl even though i just fed Him bad food. That night was spent cuddling, watching tv and making a couple trips to the bathroom for each of us. Not exactly what most would consider a romantic evening. But in its strange way it was just one more thing that brought us closer. We laughed together. We do that alot.

What kind of oops has brought you together in laughter and turned out to be a positive?