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New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to dat... - 11/12/2012 11:43:42 AM

Rimbrandt

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Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to date and play.

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RE: New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to... - 11/12/2012 11:56:20 AM

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Welcome to the discussion forums.

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RE: New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to... - 11/12/2012 12:10:02 PM

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quote:

New and horny!

Welcome, Rimbrandt. I hope you find the sexy freaky girl of your dreams here.
I am a little concerned for you though. Doesn't being horny get in the way of your typing?

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RE: New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to... - 11/12/2012 12:15:33 PM

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Only if he's using a laptop poise!

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RE: New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to... - 11/12/2012 1:47:28 PM

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Welcome to the forums, where you presumably will learn the difference between porn and reality.

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RE: New and horny!Hi, looking for a sexy freaky girl to... - 11/12/2012 2:00:58 PM

crazyml

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First... welcome to the boards, and to the personals section on the "other side".

Now...

Woah there tiger!

Take a couple of deep breaths, and ask yourself a couple of questions (I promise that if you want to date and get laid, this will be worth your while).

Given that there are kerbillions of dudes here, chasing a limited amount of tail... what can you do to make your profile stand out?

Are chicks likely to warm to someone who is just looking for a sexy freaky girl to date and play - Or do ya think they might want a little bit of wooing?

You're fit, your toenails are excellent, and if you put a little bit of effort into your profile (or "sales pitch") your balls will be drained as dry as the Mojave desert by Christmas.

Good luck!

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